Time for another semingly pointless, time-consuming article with everyone's
not-so-favorite, somewhat stoned ranter!!!
OK then, let's look at this article, he does best 3 of each type, first,
he
does fire... Charmeleon? Dark Charizard? Charizard? Heh heh, funny... What
I'm going to do with this article is I'm going to bash the original article
while making a revised one myself. Here's my opinion on Fire:
3. Moltres
2. Ninetales
1. (Fossil) Magmar
Here's what he says for Water: Gyrados, Dark Blatoise, Blastoise. Nothing
horribly wrong with this part, but some minor changes are needed. And here's
my revised list:
3. Dewgong
2. Gyrados
1. Blastoise
On to Electric: He says Dark Magneton(??), (Base) Raichu, and (Base)
Electabuzz. Nothing really wrong with that, except for Dark Magneton. On with
the revision:
3. Dark Raichu (It's one of the few Dark Pokemon I would even think about
using)
2. (Base) Raichu
1. (Base) Electabuzz
And for Grass he picks Nidoqueen, Venusaur, and Nidoking. Yuck! This is one
of the
big problem areas. No Scyther?? In my opinion, the list should be:
3. Muk
2. Venusaur
1. Scyther
Now on to Psychic, he says that (Movie?) Promo Mewtwo, Gengar and Alakazam.
This list is OK, and presumably the Mewtwo is the Movie Promo, I'd use the
same cards, but in a different order:
3. Gengar
2. Alakazam
1. (Movie Promo) Mewtwo
And his opinion, the best fighting are Machamp, Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan, I
think they are:
3. Hitmonlee
2. Machamp
1. Hitmonchan
According to Dragonfire5, the best Colorless Pokemon are Wigglytuff, Ditto,
and Clefable. Not horrible, but it could be better:
3. Ditto
2. Chansey
1. Wigglytuff
And after finishing his Top 3 of Each Type list, he does some fruity thing
with two seemingly drugged, Pokemon, Charmander and Squirtle talking about
Scyther sucks and some other B.S. Back to my article:
And, just because I feel like it, I'm gonna do a Top 10 trainers list:
10. Nightly Garbage Run
9. Challenge!
8. Switch
7. Rocket's Sneak Attack
6. Lass
5. Scoop Up
4. Energy Removal
3. Gust of Wind
2. Bill
1. Oak
No more incoherant ramblings for today, until next time...
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~SNYG182