Eaamudo: Okay, this article starts out good. Two
pokemon, both stage 1's, that are both used in energy removal themes.
Mewtwo: But then he actually starts writting the
article. This article is better than most articles using the point system that
I've had the misfortune of reading, but only by a small margin. AND WILL YOUR
INFERIOR SPECIES STOP GIVING POINTS FOR RARITY ISSUES?! Porygon VS Blastoise.
OH NO, Blastoise is rarer than Porygon. I guess that means that Blastoise is
not as good as Porygon, right? No! Then he gets down to contradicting himself.
First he says that Golduck's Hyper Beam is better than Dragonair's because he
needs only 3 energy to use it. Then he says that Dragonair is good because of
all colorless energy requirements. Ummm...right.....
Eaamudo: Then he goes on like that. The hyper beam thing
is more opinionated because Golduck is dependant on Water energy. Then he
calls Psyshock a good attack. Nothing personal or anything, but NO. Psyshock
is a waste. I'd rather have Articuno's Freeze Dry or Bubblebeam. Those attacks
at least do something. Psyshock does only 10 damage for a colored energy,
making it no more than a waste of ink.
Mewtwo: And there's one thing that really bugs me. The
fact that he thinks Psyduck is cute. Not only is he sooooo not cute, but it
makes you wonder if he opinionated this entire thing.
Eaamudo: Okay, that was the last one. We can finally
take a break from respondng to these articles.
The Whether Man: We're signing off.
The Whether Man