<A dark figure in a straightjacket appears on a rooftop, the red sky in the background and the wind gently blowing>
Sycobob: I got an idea for everyone, lets ALL do our articles Atlus Parker style. Hehe thats just tight. =]
<figure changes direction and drops a pouch on the floor. Smoke swirls up and a gastly and a haunter appear>
Sycobob: Hold up... let me do sumthin real quick...
<takes out a jigglypuff marker and write "BASIC" on both gas pokemon>
Sycobob: Don't ask me how I did dat, I dono either.. =] Well anyways I'm here to say that these pokemon suck. No matter wut my friend the sleepydragon says, wizards didn't make these pokemon to be good or for purpose.
<gas pokemon turn to Sycobob and and rush forward. Sycobob pulls out a pokeball and throws it on the ground. A krabby appears and both pokemon halt>
Sycobob: ok, gastly and haunter aren't good at all. Gastly for one doesn't do ANY damage. and only a 1/4 of a chance that the opponent's pokemon will still be asleep when it comes to it's turn again. And its other attack, who is stupid enough to attack a gaslty who just did its super I'm-gonna-kill-you-when-you-kill-me-attack?Just gust ouot a benched gastly and kill that in one shot.
<gastly and haunter sadden and dissapear only to be followed by a bigger gastly and a bigger haunter with signs saying "FOSSIL" on them>
Sycobob: Whoah, look at that. I didn't have to use the marker! =] Ok these guys are fairly decent, not the best but good enough to use in a deck if you use gengar. I would advise you just stay away from the gastly line.(in the TCG anyways)
<Shakes head in your direction and walks towards the stairs when Sycobob trips over his jigglypuff marker and falls off the building into the crowded streets>
Sycobob: HELP! Pidgeotto go!
<Tosses pokeball and, Sycobob hits the concrete and gets run overed by a car. Pidgeotto appears looks around and flies away>