Hhhmmm... I've seen some people write some corny
things like when they take the card and manipulate it in thin air and say how
good it is...why don't I do one of them too? Here Goes!
*Tyler C. "The Grass King" walks into
the room with a binder full of cards and a Green Pokéball*
TYLER C: Greetings. I am here to talk
about a very underrated card, Lass. In fact, too underrated.
*holds up lass card*
TYLER C:Vileplume, will you explain to everyone
why this card is so powerful?
*uses psychic powers to throw Vileplume's Pokéball
and release it, then steps back*
VILEPLUME: *emerges from pokeball*
Hello. According to my good trainer, Tyler
C., I am here to talk about the lass card. Shall we begin?
*fills the room with poison powder, and when it
clears, a table with cards on them appears*
Let's Experiment. This
deck of mine, a Vileplume deck(that's me!), is fighting a raindance deck.
The raindance deck goes first. Raindance begins with Squirtle active and
articuno benched. I begin with scyther active and oddish benched.
He uses bubble and it's heads. It seems that i can't do anything, but
then I lass! Goodbye breeder! Goodbye CPU search! Sorry, no
2nd turn blastoise today!
*sleep pewder fills the room and a different when
it clears, all water cards are replaced with psychic cards*
VILEPLUME: Now we'll see how good lass is
against stall!
You have only 5 cards left in your deck, and the
enemy stall deck has 7. You have a lass in your hand. Lass away
all of your trainers in your hand and you'll avoid decking out! But your
opp. gets to do the same, so be careful!
I don't really have to
demonstrate Lass's power against Haymaker, lass rips them apart in general.
Haymakers use 23-26 trainers(or even more) and Lass can keep them all away.
*stun spore fills the room and the cards and table
disappear*
VILEPLUME: That's all for now.
TYLER C: Thanks Vileplume.
*returns vileplume to its Pokéball*
Vileplume made its point well. Lass is no
ordinary danish girl. She has lots of power indeed.
*walks off and vanishes in the distance*
PS Yes, I'm aware that was really corny but I did
it for fun =)