I would like to talk a little about the ditto
card.
Ditto really sucks a lot. He is popular in
my area and I dont know why. I am going to list all of the reasons why
ditto sucks.
Gust of Wind: let's say ditto has 50 damage
on his and your opponent gusts for someone else. Ditto's dead and your
opp. didnt even have to attack.
Paralizing, sleep of confusion attack: Let's
say ditto is fighting a lapras. Ditto has fifty on him and enemy lapras
has 2 energies on him. lapras confuse rays and gets heads. Ditto's
gone to the garbage
Ditto having to retreat because he has lots of
damage on him:ditto has no choice but to die. if it retreats he'll die,
and if he doesnt he will be killed by the opponents pokemon.
Killing a pokemon: Let's say ditto actually
does good and kills a pokemon. Then, your opponent brings out the
almighty WEEDLE! Ditto dies!
Ditto VS another ditto, clefairy, or a
clefable: Ditto cant do anything.
Ditto VS Muk: nothing to explain here.
ditto's DEAD.
Ditto VS the popular rain dance deck: Ditto
can't attack very quickly because The opponent's pokemon have high costing
attacks and ditto can't rain dance his energy even if he is fighting blastoise
because his power says put WATER energy on WATER pokemon.
Ditto VS a psychic deck: Ditto loses his
precious phychic resistance and gains a weakness to the enemy.
Ditto VS a really sucky deck-you copy the sucky
pokemon in the deck.
For these many, many reasons I believe that ditto
sucks a LOT and the people who play ditto are none more than idiots.
If you have an actual use for ditto, e-mail me at tymy1223@directweb.com
or tymy1223@aol.com .... *spills soda*
oops. Wait, I think I know a use for the ditto card! *picks up ditto and
cleans up the spill with it* wow, ditto's a miracle worker!
he's so absorbant! *throws ditto in the furnace*
Okay enough of that, goodbye everyone!
Tyler Cooney