OK, I'm short on time today, so I need to get to the point really quickly. I
have been looking over articles from November and October, and I noticed
something disturbing. Someone praised Magikarp. They said his attacks were
pretty good and HP was the only problem. Before I continue let's look at the
fish.

Magikarp
HP-30 (basic snack for almost any stage 1 or 2)
Weakness-Electric (can you say Electabuzz?)
Resistance-None (this fish needs it)
Retreat Cost-1 (normally I like that, but this guy should have a free cost
like Rattata)
Attacks-Tackle for 1 Colorless
Damage 10
Flail for 1 Water
Does 10 damage times the number of d. counter on Magikarp.

This guy has nothing, other than the Gyarados evolution! He has VERY weak
attacks and almost NO HP! Sorry, but I really hate the karp. Pojo, please
stop posting articles that say Magikarp rules!

Arbok-Amen to that.

Hey the snake said something positive about my article.

Arbok-Don't get used to it.

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