The stuff the guy I'm responding to wrote is in bold.  I cut out the entire beginning because it's just incoherent obsessive babble.
COOL COMBO:  Have a Dodrio on your bench, and make sure you have Cool Porygon
and Mr. Mime out.  Whenever an attack does 30 or less damage send out Cool
Porygon, if it does 30 or more damage switch to Mr. Mime ( for free thanks to
Dodrio).  No one can be touched!  Keep retreating and switching Mr. Mime and
Cool Porygon, I think this Combo will be widely used if it is widely
discovered.  (If only Cool Porygon was easier to get)
Ahem... Cool Combo:   Have a Dodrio on your bench, and make sure you have Cool Porygon and Mr. Mime out.  Whenever an attack does less than 30 damage, you CAN'T retreat Mr. Mime and bring out Cool Porygon because it's NOT YOUR TURN so you CANNOT RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Whenever it does 30 or more damage, you CAN'T retreat Cool Poopygon and bring out Mr. Mime because it's NOT YOUR TURN so you STILL CANNOT RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Read the rules, man.  Even if you meant do this on your turn when you see what they have, (even though most tourney-level poke's have the capability to do less or more than 30 at will... you will still be taking damage from them scythers, etc.  when you try to put out Mr. Mime against Scyther and he retreats, brings out Hitmonchan, Gust of Winds your Mr. Mime for Cool Poopygon and Powhe'sgone! (porygon=powhe'sgone...ha ha ha.  funny. not)  Also, when you kill something (which from the article you obviously plan on doing), they bring out a poke that you're not prepared for and toast you!

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i do play apprentice online, but i use the decks i actually own, so if anyone wants to play a fair game like that, i'm up for it... email me.