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Man again! (Crowd groans)
Okay, I've read the articles of people who love Cool Porygon. Honestly, I
still can't figure out why. Let's face facts here: HE'S NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE,
OR FORM INVINCIBLE!!! Let's look at why.
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One, 50 HP: No, that's not good. That's bad. In an actual match,
50 HP goes quickly, especially with the fighting weakness. "But what
about Texture Magic?"
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Two, Texture Magic:
PEOPLE, TEXTURE MAGIC IS A TERRIBLE ATTACK! WHY? BECAUSE IT
COSTS THREE ENERGY!!!!! 3 energy! That's a
LOT! Energy Removal destroys him!!!! And even if you could use his attack, it
wouldn't matter, because retreating or using GOW ends the effect.
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Three, Comparison against other Porygons: Who cares if he's
better than any other Porygon? He's still bad!
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Four, 3-D Attack: Another three energy attack. This one actually
does damage. This attack, people, cannot do 120 damage! Plus, it uses coin
flipping. This means only 20-40 damage for three energy. WAY OVERPRICED.
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Five, Haybreaker: NO!
Porygon's not a haybreaker. True, the weakness changing attack is disruptive,
but you will get hammered by ER. Even if you didn't, though, Haymakers can
always retreat, ending the effect and Cool Porygon's usefulness.
Well,
I hope you got the point. Cool Porygon is, and always will be, Uncool Porygon.
-The Whether Man
PS: Hey
Scott, who ran the Pojo before you came along?