Mewtwo: ARRAGHH!!! This
article has so much wrong with it, I can't figure out where to begin! Oh, and
thanks a lot. Whether Man took one look at this article and is now in a
sort of living coma where he keeps chanting no and shaking his head. Thanks,
now I have to work with Eaamudo for the next few days since Dragonite's taking
care of Whether Man. All in all, this article has caused a lot of difficulty
in our lives, thanks to you.
Alright, WHY DOES ANYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO
COMPARE THE ''BIG THREE''? Why? They are different, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, in
almost anyway imaginable. If you can't process that thought in your puny human
brains, look at the colors of the cards. See? They're different. AND SO ARE
THE FRIGGIN' CARDS!!!!!
Mr.
Mime VS. Dark Kadabra. Who's better? Well, stage one VS. Basic. Not hard.
Obviously, Mr. Mi.... Oh wait, Mr. Mime has less HP than Dark Kadabra! End of
the world!!!! Did it ever occur to you guys that some stats of cards are
weakened because other stats are really good? NO! SAY THE POINT SYSTEM
LOSERS... er, USERS! I won't comment on the Point System. Too many times has
it been decreid why it's bad. Nope, sorry, won't do it.
Okay,
the last phrase. About us all using the point system. Umm... NO?! There have
been so many letters that have expressed our disapproval on the point system,
that it's impossible not to have noticed them. Oh, and it may not be your
first on comparing the big three and other cards, but believe we all hope it
is.
Dragonite: Well, I just cured the
Whether Man, in case anyone cares.
Mewtwo: What? How?
Dragonite: Easy. All you have to do is put him in
front of a TV and show some Sliders reruns. Simple as that.
Mewtwo: Genius! Well,
we're signing off....
-The Whether Man & Whether Crew
PS: To answer your questions, that thing on the back of my neck is another
neck. See, in order to use my psychic powers, my brain is larger and more
powerful than a human's. Unfortunately, by brain requires more blood than one
neck can pump. Thus the second neck. Just wanted to clear that up.