Sup Pojo? This is Nick Vital giving yall my 2 cents in
the matter.

I've realized something...
The game's gone to crap. let's face it. The game was
designed for 6-year-old, as Mad magazine put it,
parody Prof. oak: "pasty-faced geeks". but...

look who steps in.

At rama Llama division's 3 (above 14) and 1 ( under 9)
get 4 rounds of swiss into top 4...
what of the division 2?
5 rounds of swiss into top 8

my point:
the game's being played by preteens with nothing
better to do.
I've fought 9-year-old playing decks that p**s me
off...
why?
cause they've got s**t-loads of holos...
but what p**ses me off more?
LOSING TO THE F**KERS!
man!
I saw one deck...
4 squirtle, 4 blastoise, 4 wartortle 48 water
energy...

that's it...

ooh
and today some little turd played me and decked me.
with a friggen haymaker....
but it was his reaction. he was like: "Your turn!"
*insert little happy tone in there cause I've oaked
myself to hell and back*

I wanted to smack him around.
but i didn't
these 6 year olds
I love em
why?
the day jungle's released, i trade a 1st edition
spearow and a pokeball for: A HITMONCHAN AND A
NIDOKING!!!!!!

ah it's fun to leech off em but they're good
palyers...
all of em...
ok, most of em...
fine...some of them...
OK! YOU WIN! VERY FEW OF EM!
I mean yeah, they've got talent. but they DON'T have
lives.
I am so sick of seeing decks (IF you can call em that)
revolved around pukeachu. HE SUCKS!
there are 2 good pikachus! 1: Lt. Surge's 50 hp
pikachu
2: a DEAD Pukeachu
you want power in an electric pokemon? Try Zapdos< no
Better yet, Raichu! you have agility. that's like
having a mewtwo that has a +power on it, with a
barrier that does 10 damage. then there's thunder.
SMAAAAAAAACK DOOOOOOOOWN! Zapdos's thunderbolt is an
alternative, but not always a good one.
You want good Basics? Here have a hitmonchan. you want
electric? Tha buzz or, hell, even magnemite or, dare i
say, voltorb? no
not voltorb.

as for the little kids worshipping charizard...
i just wanna buy a blastoise and ram it
somewhere............ sideways
geez. I hate that energy sucking lizard.
but enough of him

MEW! ok

good card.

GOOD! that's it
GOOD!
not great.
GOOD
get over it. He's not like a God. So don't worship him
either.
as for that $90 rip-off Heere comes the rocket patrol:
ok. It's great. I'll give you that.
BUT NOT GREAT ENOUGH TO BE WORTH MORE THAN A DECENT
GAME (like Mechwarrior 3, or Command and Conquer
Tiberian Sun)
I mean gawd.
for that price i could probably buy both games and a
booster or 2.

as for the law-suits and crap...
I think Mad said it best:" To protect the world from
decent animation, to get this cartoon on every
station..........Team Rockhead, with every dollar in
it's clutch! We're funnier than cancer, although not
much."

Speaking of the cartoon show...
is it just me or does ash (In real life i might just
add another s and forget the h) have the same record
as A room full of 3 year old playing Scott Gerhardt at
a tourney? geez
This pikachu crap makes me mad. it really does.
These prices are aubsurd!

This proves my Chaos Theory: Pokemon Will End the
World With the Next Great Depression.
A 7 year old autistic child swallows a power
bouncer...
tell me...
what kind of STUPID PARENTS!...give their kid a super
ball with a pikachu in it, when they know he's
autistic? Don't sue hasbro folks, sue yourselves!
better yet SHOOT yourselves. clean up the gene pool a
bit! I think it's time to put some chlorine in, cause
some kindergartener peed in the deep-end.

anyway

The name's Nick Vital
That's my 2 cents. There's 2 pennies wasted! good
thing i didn't earn em huh?
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