(A vortex opens and three
figures fall out. One is human, one is humaniod, and one isn't human without
question.)
Mewtwo: Whether
Man, are you addicted to the Sci-Fi channel or something?
Whether Man:
Eaamudo, timer.
Eaamudo: 27
minutes chief.
Whether Man:
Okay. Enough time. Well, we did Steel, but we go to the dark side with Evil
pokemon! This should be fun...
Eaamudo: Okay,
not to bring up a separate topic or anything, but all you people who think
Pokemon is satanic should really get a life. Yeez... It's only a game! Are we
going to ban chess now? I just felt like saying that because we were on the
topic of evil.
Whether Man: BUT
NOT THAT KIND OF EVIL! Right... Mewtwo, looks like you've got competition.
Turns out evil pokemon resist PSY and aren't weak to anything. Not even those
fighting pokemon that you've... persuaded... to help you from colorless won't
help.
Mewtwo: Two
words, ENERGY REMOVAL. Post the energy Eaamudo!
Evil Energy
Non-Basic Energy
Provides 1 evil energy. Doesn't count as a basic energy card. When a pokemon
damages the defending pokemon with this energy attached, the attack does
10 more damage. If the pokemon is not of evil type, deal 10 damage to the
attacking pokemon.
Whether Man:
EEEEEEEEEVIL! Steel pokemon were defenders, but these guys were built solely
to attack! Let's look at our first Pokemon: Nyurra.
Basic Pokemon Nyurra
HP: 50
C: Fury Swipes 10x
Flip 3 coins. Does 10 times the number of heads.
EE: Bag Strike
20x
Flip a coin for every pokemon you have in play.
Does 20 damage times the number of heads.
Weakness: None Resistance: Psy -30
Retreat cost: None
Whether Man: This
guy is evil! Resistance, no retreat, and the potential to do some serious
damage!
Mewtwo: Evil
pokemon are complete ghost posers, but despite that. Bag Strike's pretty good,
since the two evil energy helps to make the attack more powerful. The more
evil energy, the more attack power. I like it. Plus, he's really evil when
you've got a full bench.
Eaamudo: Next pokemon: Yamikarasu!
Basic Pokemon Yamikarasu HP:60
C: Scratch
10
EC: Chase
20
Choose one of your opponent's benched
pokemon and deal 10 damage to it. Weakness
and resistance don't count.
Weakness: None Resistance: Psy -30 Retreat: None
Whether Man: Pretty
good, but I'd stick with Nyurra.
Mewtwo: As would I. Unfortunately,
Evil, like Steel, has a major weakness with ER. Just ER the evil/Steel energy
and they can just forget about attacking.
Eaamudo: And
since there are only (I believe) three cards that can bring back non-basic
energy, you'd better be packing four just in case.
Whether Man: Eaamudo, timer.
Eaamudo: Oh jeez, we have 6 seconds.
5...4...3...2...1...
(A vortex opens and Mewtwo, Whether Man, and Eaamudo jump in)
-The Whether Man