I'm replying to an article about mine, my wirting
is in black.
1. Stadium Cards
You know what I think? THESE cards should be banned. The majority of
them only work for certain Poke'mon. And don't get me started on No
Removal
Gym....
So?
I think maybe your mad cuz they dont work out for you. Are you the same
person who had that thing in "Cocky is as Cocky does"? That was
halarious you
sound just like that "Super Master"! heh.
No, I'm not the person who ''had that thing'' in
the article: Cocky is as Cocky does''. and the Stadium Cards do work for
me(the ones I use). The only Gym I use that belongs to a Gym Leader is
Cinnabar Gym...
2. Atitude towards the Poke'mon TCG
Heh, though I like to win, I can, and will assure you that I will never
take
Poke'mon so seriously that I would say something like: ' If I don't
win, I'll
kill myself because I copied the same Haymaker everyone else is using...
Well
if you don't care about it so much why have you been posting TCG tips
since late last October? ...No farther comments...
Oh!..... Did I say I didn't care? NO!!!!!!!! And
does posting articles since last October have to do with not taking Poke'mon
so seriously? And I'm starting to wonder if anybody knows that I'm one of the
FEW people with lives outside Poke'mon(*HUGE gasp*).
No further comment......
3. Dark Poke'mon
Yo, wasup with Dark Poke'mon having no Weakness? While most Poke'mon have to
be careful about Weakness, they don't. It's the Legendary Birds all over
again!!!
In
Neo nothing is the same all over again! And besides, I'm evil, and I
know that Evil(DArkness) is not weak like pethitic good pokémon! Bwa
hahahahahhahahaaa...
....And
am I correct in assuming that you would know that Dark Poke'mon aren't weak
like good Poke'mon because you are evil? Wait, you already said that. Oh,
well. And you that In Neo nothing is the same all over again
because...... What about the No Weaknesses?! And some Stage 2's which
really suck(definitely not Ferligatr, Ferligatr rules, and it's my favourite
Poke'mon)!
Good is, and always will be, better than bad, man.
Before we move on, let's take a
look at Dark Poke'mon. Murkrow is out of the question. Sneasal, on the other
hand, isn't all that good, and unless you are the Official Coin - Flip Master
when it comes to heads, this card is going to be mediocre. 60 HP is nothing to
gloat about, and for this reason thank goodness it's a Basic Poke'mon! One of
its saving graces is its No Weakness, Free Retreat Cost and Psychic
Resistance. E.R and S.E.R is this Poke'mon's nightmare.
Before I actualy had a
Sneasal, I thought that Beat Up was its only attack(you know, with everybody
talking about it only, etc), but I realized that it has Fury Swipes!!!
YES!!!! No... wait a minute.... that's FAR worse than Beat Up!!!
Sorry!
I know that what I just said
would be a result of lots of people emailing me, but what gives? For
Example, I haven't checked my email in a long time, and when I do, 7 people
email me, tellin' me crap about my article: ' 5 Major Problems in The TCG'
when I really couldn't give a rat's butt about what they say, because
it's MY OPINION!!!!!
With that said, let's continue.....
4. Baby Poke'mon
The most popular Baby Poke'mon is Cleffa. ''Unlimited
Professor Elms!!!''
they all say. Yeah, right!!!! Let me just remind you all that Baby Poke'mon
only have 30 HP, their attacks only do 10 damage, and the Baby Poke'mon Rule
doesn't apply when that Baby Poke'mon is on the Bench. Suffice to say, Baby
Poke'mon suck.
Well
if you ever read the killer deck reports youll know alot of good decks
have been taken down by baby pokémon, so needless to say, You're wrong.
If
you didn't realize some of those decks suck anyway, you wouldn't have said
that, now would you? I mean, look, 30 HP, one attack, and soooo many general
weaknesses(like Mewtwo and its Telekinesis, as pointed out in an article:
Natural Born Baby Killers, and I would like to thank that person for pointing
that out) is good?! you better look up the word 'good' and don't mix it with
the meaning 'sucks a lot' !
Needless to say, I'm right(*sigh*)...
5. Prop 15 3C
This rule slows down the game annoyingly. If Wizards wanted to make a way to
settle the game so that less archtypes will be used, this was definitely the
wrong approach. There will be less room for all the good Trainers, so the
BEST of those have to be used(Professor Oak, Computer Search, Gust of Wind,
E.R and S.E.R, or probably Item Finder and Nightly Garbage Run). Which gives
no room for Trainers, such as Scoop Up, Bill, Gyms, etc, and more room for
Poke'mon, but who cares? Haymakers literally die by this rule! It
makes any
deck slower!
Cant
argue there, but I have you know that some like Gyms better than E.R.
or G.O.W...and by the way, how do you think S.E.R.s and E.R.s are good? In an
earlier report you stated that you or anyone you know dont use them and dont
think they are that good.
Well,
that's right, and G.O.W is better than most Gyms anyway(I mean Gyms like No
Removal Gym, the Gyms belonging to Trainers,etc. I personally thought that E.R
and S.E.R were extremely good, until Ecolo Gym came.
Bwa hahahahahahaa, be careful, I'm a dude you likes to argue, and when I
argue, I know what I'm talking about, so its pointless to argue with me and
make me bring out the evidence.
Is that so?
Well, I've got three
words for you:
Not this time!
When I argue(I don't know about you) I ALWAYS know
what I'm talking about. So, in the end, It's pointless to argue with me(Can't
make immediate, correct assumptions, can you)?
- UltraMaster64.