Hello dear readers,
Welcome to yet another worst cards article, Top 15 worsts. I've seen other
top whatever worst card posts, yet never really made sense, and this is what
I think, and just not mike sense either.
15.PokeGear
I don't get this card. Search for a trainer, then you can't use it? It
doesn't make sense. I'd rather use Computer Search, and, PokeGear is a rare
also, so it's just as hard to find as a Computer Search. But really, this
card would be broken if it let you use the trainer card, but it does the
opposite.
Yes, but can't you build
stratedies for it? BP! Be prepared! Boy Scout motto.
14.Prof.Elm
What's he doing here? Well...to me...he's not good. Get a new hand, shuffle
the hand to your deck to prevent decking, but you can't use other trainers?
That's kinda like PokeGear, but I think I'd rather PokeGear. But, Prof.Elm
might find the use in a Rain Dance deck, but defianitly no where else.
Yes, but this card is just like
Cleffa. And unlike Prof. Oak, it prevents decking.
13.Geodude
What if you get tails on your first flip? Geodude's attack is worthless and
way to unpredictable to like. The energy cost is a bit spiffy, though. And,
he has a weakness to the new power type-Grass. Also, 50 HP might get him
somewhere, but not really. I'd rather the Neo 3 Geodude.
I like this one just fine.
Lots of Pokémon Cards have Weaknesses. This one's just happens to be
grass.
12.Seaking
I don't like this one, he's too dull and no fun. Just does 10 and 30, no
effects, no nothing. The 30 attack is a little good, but, Seaking just can't
live long against Electabuzzes. Plus, it evolves from the most boring
pokemon-Goldeen, found later on the list.
Yes, but it is solid.
Solidity is good.
11.Energy Charge
You have to flip a coin to retrieve two energy cards and put them into your
deck. Why? We have nightly garbage run with no flipping, we now have Ecogym
and No Removal Gym, Fossil Gastly-Oh, your getting the picture. Energy Charge
is too weak to handle.
Think about this: You can
only have 4 Nightly Garbage runs in on deck. This is for when you
absolutely need it.
10.Aipom
I do not like Aipom for some reason. Both attacks are somewhat useless. Tail
Rap is weak, and Pilfer is just to weak. Aipom would work in a stall deck,
but there is no such thing as a stall deck anymore. Plus, he can be first
turn Hitmonchan food.
Don't you be dissin' my Aipom.
Not all cards are Archtype material, but not all of them are. (I can't
Believe you people are obsessed with winning)
9.Krabby
WAY too expensive! First attack stinks, second attack to expensive, and
DOUBLE RETREAT? NO!!! Krabby is terrible, horrible, and way to expensive.
Would be good if it were cheaper, but there's no such thing as a good Krabby.
...and on the second day, God
created Gust of Wind.
8.Ekans(Fossil)
Ekans is too boring and weak.His attacks are unexciting, and both require a
flip. Flips are bad. Don't flip. Ekans also evolves into a runner up bad
card-Arbok. Ekans cannot combo with absolutly no cards.
If its attacks worked 100% of the
time, the game just wouldn't be fun.
7.Devolution Spray
Why would we want to un-evolve? I don't like this card. It cannot combo. I
have yet to see a good deck running a few of these. If it worked on your
opponent, it would be awesome.
I have! It is called Areomew.
Also you could use Revelations Lanturn, Blastoise, Devolution Spray, and
Genesis Lanturn for a awesome Raindance combo.
6.Pokedex
I DO NOT get this card PERIOD. Just re-organize the top of your deck. Could
help, but very rarely. Like many of the cards here, Pokedex cannot combo with
any card. Pokedex just seems to be bland, no one has ever used it, or dared
to use it. And, now we have the new pokedex.
PokéDex + Croconaw Lv. 41 =
Feraligatr with a potential.
5.New Pokedex
Pokedex, with a shuffle.
[See No. 6]
4.Focus Band
This card is bad. Before you e-mail me complaing, read closely. Flip a
coin...FLIP A COIN. If tails, your dead, and focus band is gone. If heads,
you leave 10 HP one, wow, just get knocked out next turn.
Well, if you didn't attach it,
you'd be dead anyway wouldn't you?1
3.Stantler(Neo 3)
Transalation:
Hp 60 Retreat:1 Weakness:Fighting
Resistance:Psychic
(C)Weak Amnesia
If the defending pokemon is a basic pokemon, choose 1 of their attacks. That
pokemon may not use that attack on your opponent's next turn.(This effect
ends if the defending pokemon evolves, retreats, or is discarded from play)
(CCC)Back Toss 30
Flip a coin, if tails, choose 1 of your opponent's benched pokemon and deal
10 damage to it. (Don't apply weakness or resistance for benched pokemon.
ILL!! This card is BAD! Back Toss is terrible, and Weak Amnesia only works
against basic pokemon. Only Invisible Wall combos with this card, but I even
wouldn't call that a combo. This card is plain terrible, and worse then
Giovanni's Pinsir.
This card is good. I
don't see any Colorless Resistant Pokémon, do you?
2.Aipom(Neo 3)
Transalation:
40 HP Retreat:---- Weakness:Fighting
Resistance:Psychic
(C)Thief
Choose 1 Pokemon Tool attached to your opponent's pokemon. Shuffle that card
into your opponent's deck.
(CC) Tail Slap 20
Thief is pointless. Tail Slap is weak, Hp is low, Hitmonchan bait, this card
is terrible...but not quite the worst. He's SECOND worst. Still, this card is
terrible. There will never be a strong Aipom.
Yes, but that means that if they
have a Gold Berry attached to it, they'd be having to wait utnil they got
another one to use it's effect.
1.TIE:Cleffa, Magby, Pichu
Yes, these cards are horrible. There a great baby killers now. Babies are
just to weak. Yes, I DID right Cleffa there. I've played Cleffa before, and
it is just plain terrible. Magby has a weak move, and Pichu can attack your
own pokemon power pokemon too. These cards are terrible, and I don't think
should be used.
Those cards are awesome. You
should try to build a deck around one before dissing it.
Runner- Ups:
Arbok(Fossil)
Weezing(Fossil)
Dark Weezing
Unown(K)
Unown(Y)
Unown(B)
Unown(O)
Smeargle
Caterpie
Caterpie(Neo 2)
Weedle
Weedle(Neo 2)
Kakuna
Metapod
Larvitar
Pupitar
Voltorb(Base Set 2)
Teddiursa
Spinarak
Spinarak(Neo 2)
Sunkern
Sunflora
Poliwhirl(Neo 2)
Kabuto(Fossil)
Brock's Rhydon
Brock's Rhyhorn(70 HP)
Giovanni
Cool Porygon
Giovanni's Gyrados
I can't believe you've ever made a
deck. Also, it is Gyarados, not Gyrados.