(gong sounding) *bong bong*

I can't believe it! Taco Bell says that they used the *dong dong* effect in
an old commercial! Boy, if I don't find something soon, I'm going to be up
to my neck in legal fees! Anyhow after many hours of traveling in a crowded
van and many e-mails later, I now present you with *Loudspeaker Effect*
Energy-Go-Bye-Bye-Deck Revision!!!

Here is the original listing:



Energy-Go-Bye-Bye-Deck
Pokemon:20
4 Base Eevee
3 Dark Vaporeon
4 F. Psyduck
3 F. Golduck
3 Base Dratini
3 Base Dragonair
Trainers:21
2 Imposter Oak's Revenge
4 Energy Removal
3 Super Energy Removal
3 Gust of Wind
3 PlusPower
3 Defender
3 Proffesor Oak
Energy:19
4 Double Colorless
3 Psychic
12 Water

First, I'm going to share some of the problems I had brought up to me and
fix them!

Note: These are not direct quotes!

I. Problems

1."You need to find a way to recycle your lost energy and trainers!"

This is a problem! I think some NGR and Item Finder are in order. These guys
are extremely energy intensive and need time to power up. Perfect fit.

2."You need protection from energy removal! This deck can't handle other
Energy removal decks!"

I thought about this and I think the No Removal Gym fits this deck nicely.
Irony strikes again! :()

3."Man, take out that Dragonair line! It takes too long to power up!"

I thought hard about it and I got another e-mail that had a great idea what
to do with that space. I think I will and you will love the new combo I will
tell you about in the "add it" section!!!

4. This problem is called NO THANKS!-"Put in a Omanyte,Poliwrath line,and
other assorted junk!"

THIS IS NOT BURGER KING;YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I don't think Omanyte is
worth it and Poliwrath is hard to evolve AND power! NO THANKS!

5."Put in some promo Eevee! It's power is great!"

I agree! It will be done in the put in section!

Ok. Now it's time for the take it out section.

II. Take Out!

1."Man, I still think you need to take the Dragonair line out!"

Relax. I'm getting to it! I think what I said earlier justifies it's taking
out.

2."Make some of the Pokemon lines 3-2"

No way! I think I'll do something like 3-3 to some of them. How about make
Psyduck,Eevee,and the new surprise Pokemon (I'll reveal it in the add it
section.) 3-3.

3."Take out Pluspower and Defender!"

I think that's a good idea! It will give me lot's of room!

4."Take out the psy energy"

I knew it wasn't going to last! I'm taking out all three psy and putting in
one water!

5."Take the two Imposter Prof. Oak's Revenge out as well as one Energy
removal! Oh and drop one Prof. Oak!"

I need the space for my strategy anyhow! OK!

Now it's time for the Add It section!

III. ADD IT!

1."Add the Blastoise line (breeder in case of Wartortle)"

That's my surprise! With Blastoise Raindancing his butt on my bench, I'll
have my other Poke's powered for destruction! Good eh?

2."Add the trainers like No Removal Gym,Pokemon Breeder,Item Finder,Nightly
Garbage Run,ect."

I got it now, I've got the proportions right and this deck is going to rock!

Here is the new listing:

Pokemon:18
2 Jungle Eevee
1 Promo Eevee
3 Dark Vaporeon
3 F. Psyduck
3 F. Golduck
3 Base Squirtle
3 Base Blastiose

Trainers:22
3 Energy Removal
3 Super Energy Removal
3 Gust of wind
2 Proffesor Oak
2 No Removal Gym
3 Breeder
3 Item Finder
3 NGR

Energy:20
4 DBL Colorless
16 Water

As last time, I think their are flaws in this deck, but it looks good.
Please let me know what to change and if I offended you, I'm sorry. Do you
think it can make it past a Wiggly or a Haymaker? I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHO
IS READING THIS!

Mail me @

Danny Simpkins (AKA LOBO) dannysimpkins@hotmail.com