You know the drill...

      I'll get to the cards later.  First, I'll introduce you to my NEW
COSTAR,  my favorite (and only) Mew, KIRBY!!


                                                --Applause--


KIRBY:  Hi!  I'm Kirby!  And it is my misfortune to be his Mew.  I don't even
know why he named me Kirby in the first place.

Robodude:  I told you a thousand times.  Your both pink...

K:  Was that my choice?

R:  ...You both can Fly...

K:  You taught me HM 02!

R:  ...You both have short hands...

K:  I DO NOT!!

R:  ...And you both can become the likeness of your opponent!

K:  Learn Transform and he brags to everyone.  Jeez...

R:  Anyway, Onto the cards

K:  The "SOUTHERN ISLANDS HIDDEN POWER CARDS"

R:  I was gonna say that

            10.  Vileplume
K:   This is a card which Via pokemon breeder you can literally have up and
running by turn 2.  I think it will weave it's way into Dark plume decks
eventually, don't you robodude?

R:  You said my line.

K:  Idiot.

            9.  Primeape
R:   This card ROCKS.  Sure there is that little confusion problem, but
that's a chance you'll have to take.

K:  Use miracle berry people!

            8.  Exeggutor
R:   It's almost as good as the jungle version.

K:  ...almost.

            7.  Slowking
R:   Psychic is a good attack.  And Revelation would be a lot better if it
weren't for that coin flip.

            6.  Tentacruel
R:   Good for drawing.  Just don't go overboard.

            5.  Lapras
R:   Good for your opponent, and you (Mostly you)

            4.  Onix
R:   Wooper's substitute?

K:  Not likely


            3.  Raticate
R:   An oversized version of the TR Series Rattata.

K:  Without the pokemon power.

            2.  Jigglypuff
R:   Like Brock's Mankey, only better

K:  I hope you mean the one with Taunt

            1.  Mew
K:   I look really good in that picture.

R:  YOU were in that picture?

K:  Yep.

R:  You're lying aren't you?

K:  Yep.

R:  I thought so.  This card works very well with rainbow energys, unless
I've been misinformed.

K:  That's about it folks.

R:  But first,  Kirby's Krakpot Predictions

KIRBY used METRONOME
KIRBY used FUTURE SIGHT
KIRBY saw an attack

R:  What did you see Kirby?

K:  NEO Revelation will bring Porygon 2 whose decks strategy's will take too
long to explain in it's entirety.

R:  Cool.

K:  The new Lanturn will team up with raindance, Super devolution spray, and
the old Lanturn to create a Lanturn-Rain deck.

R:  Maybe they'll call it Thunderdance.

K:  The new Blissey will also be used with Super Devolution Spray to
abusively heal chansey in one turn.

R:  WOO HOO!!!

K:  The new Crobat will weave it's way into status decks.

R:  That is a good card!

K:  And that's all I saw

R:  What about Wizards banning all the good cards from the STS?

K:  Well everyone knows that's gonna happen!

R:  But of course

K:  And I'd stand back if I were you.  My Future Sight attack is about to hit.

R:  Can't you teleport us out of here?

K:  Okay I'll try

KIRBY used METRONOME
KIRBY used TELEPORT
KIRBY fled from battle

R:  So where are we now?

K:  Woodward avenue.

R: Goodnight folks!

                              ~robodudermg@aol.com