I have a feeling all those politicians were the wrong road to take in this matter, so I'll do it again solo.

 

First of all, yes Iggly is much faster than Muk. You can have 4 Igglys out on the first turn, while you can have no Muks on the first turn (unless the Wizards would repeal that no-first-turn-evolving-rule, or make a Shining Muk)

 

One of the more popular card combos nowadays is Gatr+Sect. Muk shut's 'em both down, and destroys Gatr. Iggly does nothing against these two.

 

Iggly works against Slowking, but so does Muk.

 

People must follow my Revolution! article if they want to win against Iggly. You see, people now have a fear of sending there best powers to the frontlines. I say, Attack! C'mon! Dark Plume is good, especially with Miracle Berry and Rocket's Hideout. I sincerely doubt Slowking is as popular as its cracked up to be. Forget about whoever they have active! Send your Gazed Pokes to the frontline, in a __________'s Last Stand maneuver! I have one so many games by pulling the most crazy stunts, stuff that everyone says not to do. I have only 3 popular pokes: Hitmonchan, Electabuzz, and Iggly. Chan and Buzz are okay, but Iggly... is like Hitler! Hitler had a REALLY bad childhood, he never actually was a brilliant war strategist, but he about took over Europe! You say, "Hitler", and everybody knows who you're talking about, but Hitler wasn't that great! He was just a big pep talk guy! That's the way it is with Iggly for the society of pokepeople (except Iggly doesn't:

hate Jews

wanna' kill everbody

have a mustache

...and does:

look pink

look round

evolve into Jiggly

have a funny name

want to take over the world; well, he's not different in that respect)! You say Iggly, and owners of it say, "Yeah!", and non-owners of it... relieve themselves. Iggly is not great! It is nothing to fear! I could beat the heck out of it with a mulligan Unown O deck through sheer strategy! Muk is different, however. It has some power. People, You are making Iggly strong!!!!!!!!! Iggly is only as strong as YOU let it be!

 Have you ever seen "A Bug's Life"? If you have, you're an ant, and Iggly's a grasshopper! Iggly only makes you think it's strong, but you have control! Revolt! Uprise! Insurrect! Viva la Creativity! Power to the people! You hold the power to throw down Iggly! IGGLY, YOUR REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!!!

 

You... Iggly draws its strength from you. And thus, you can make it crumble. 

 

                                                          Fly Right,                                              

                                                        Nite Owl