this is pretty much how i chose to report on this card, i got my card box,
shut my eyes, and picked one and it was ivysaur!! well here we go!!!

Me- sit down class sit down, today we are studying...
Class- (someone farts)
Peter- ew Paul that was nasty!!!
Paul- naw, that wasnt me, it was Karen
Karen- hehe
Paul- there goes pearl harbor
Me- dont fart in my class karen!! my pet gloom smells bad enough ur
expelled!!! now lets get back to class, we are studying base set Ivysaur
today!!
Peter- hes too old!!!
Paul- yeah!! hes so old he claimed to be the president before George
Washington!!!
Me- i know but i feel like having him as the main poke today! ok first lets
look at HP, how many HP does he have Bob
Bob- 500HP
Paul- u wish, Mr Houndoom its 60HP
Me- good job, is that good ,bad, or in the middle
Bob- in the middle
Me- correct!its attacks are terrible though, lets look at vine whip two
grass and colorless for only thirty damage!! thats just not right!!!! its
other is 3 grass for 20 damage and poisoning its ok, but still is not
right!!!!!!
Peter- i have to go to the bathroom,
me- do ur business on that bellsprout!!!
peter- ok!! aw that feels better!
Me- weakness is fireSS, prtty good since fireSS isnt played all that much!,
resistance, which stinx, but what would its resistance be?
Bob- fire?
Paul- ur still wishing my brotha!!
Me- uh oh!! my houndoom heard u say fire, it thinx fire means attack, notice
i said fireSS, so in a second my houndoom will fry u with its fire blast
attack
Houndoom- Hound..... DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Peter- Oh my gosh!! u killed BOB!!!
Me- who cares about bob!! ok resistance is one which is ok for a stage 1
which brings the downside up a little, ok ur homework today is to rate him
from one to ten, and turn it in tomorow!! thanx for coming!!
oh yeah, Paul, could u pick up BOBs ashes?
Peter- ill get the dust pan for u!

THE END

if u wanna do homework, email it to me and i will mention ur name email and
ur homework assignment in my next post!! also if u wana be a classmate, send
in ur name and info like ur personality and u just might be a class mate!!!

heres my email yalll!! darkhawk78@expn.com