People! When will you understand... Iggly, Fer, and Toise aren't the way.
To convince you, I have some of the greatest revolutionaries of all time with
me, including:
Me
George Washington
The Beetles
Adolf Hitler
--ERT!!! What?!? HITLER?!?
Hitler (H)(with his arm out): Hail me!
Nite Owl (NO): Security!
A Blissey--I mean, Piloswine--steps out.
Piloswine (P): This here varmint botherin' you?
H: Hail me!
NO: Yes, Piloswine, he is.
H: Hail me!
P: Well, I reckon me an' my 22 ken take care of 'im.
H: Hail me!
NO: Like I said to that Arcanine a while back, NO GUNS!
H: Hail me!
P: Well, what if I jest took 'im out to tha back of this here shed an' fix 'im there?
H: Hail me!
Piloswine whips out his handy dandy fix-all duck tape and tapes Hitler's mouth shut.
H: Mmff mm!
NO: No, just use a high-speed charge.
H: Mmff mm!
P: Charge!!!
Piloswine charges Hitler over the horizon. Piloswine
leaves.
NO: Unfortunately, Napoleon couldn't be with us.
Flashes to a raging battle at Waterloo.
Napoleon: I will never surrender!!!!!
A cannon ball blows up 10 of Napoleon's soldiers, and knocks off
Napoleon's hat.
Napoleon: Okay, maybe just a teeny tiny bit...
Flashes back to Nite Owl and everyone.
George Washington (W): I think that people are afraid to let go of their
current archetypes. They don't have anything to convert to.
NO: Hmm... Maybe we could help. Here is a revolutionary deck; it's finally
here:
Eevee's Evolution Revolution!
21 Pokemon
2 Promo Eevee
2 Discovery Eevee
2 Umbreon (holo)
1 Dark Vaporeon
1 Espeon (holo)
1 Magby
1 Pichu
1 Cleffa
0 Igglybuff
1 Smoochum
4 Hoppip (2 discovery, 2 genesis)
3 Skiploom (2 genesis, 1 revelation)
3 Jumpluff (2 revelation, 1 genesis)
Trainers 18
4 Pokemon Breeder (get that Jumpluff out!)
4 Pokemon Breeder (get that Jumpluff out!)
4 Pokemon Breeder Fields
4 Focus Band
4 Berry
2 Gold Berry
Energy 21
4 Dark
9 Grass
4 DCE
4 Recycle
NO: What do ya' think?
The Beetles (B): It
Evolves like a monkey
as it progresseees
Evolves like a monkey
Darwin's little monkeeeey
NO: There's no such thing as real evolution.
Ringo: 'Ay, we're tryin' our bloody best!
W: We won the war.
B: Yeah, for those stupid French
Flashes to Napoleon's battlefield.
Napoleon: I heard that!
Flashes back to Nite Owl & Co.
W: I still gave those dudes on the other side of the Delaware a
woopin'!
B: Sheer luck.
W: Oh, you wanna' get it on right here?
B: We'll knock your bloody block off any day of the week!
NO: People! We're friends now, remember?
B: Oh. Right. Just tell Curious George over there to shuddup.
W: That's it, punks! I'm comin' after you!
NO: We're here for CARDS, not fighting.
B: We think a good revolutionary card would be:
Wooper!!!
B: An' we ain't talkin' 'bout that bloody wanna'-be from neo 2!
NO: Good one, guys. Next article I'll show it's power. But that's all
for now. Remember:
Revolution!
B: Revolution!
W: Revolution!
Flashes back to Waterloo.
Napoleon: Revoluccion!
A cannon ball blows up your computer screen.
Fly Right,
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