(Pokémon Science Lab)

 

 

Holy Sock: Well we did the studing on  Abra families, now for the Gengar Families

 

Mew Sock: Before that, last night, it occured to him that he's been watchin' way too much Jerry Springer

 

Holy Sock: So I shot him.

 

Mew Sock: And now, the first card: Base Set Gastly

 

Weak/res for all cards mentioned:

Weak: None

Res: Fighting -30

 

 

Gastly (Base)

30HP

 

P: Sleeping Gas: Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokémon is now asleep

 

PC: Destiny Bond: Discard 1 P energy in order to use this attack. If the defending Pokémon knocks out Gastly during his/her next turn, knock out that Pokémon.

 

Ret: None

 

 

Holy Sock: Ok, dissing BS Gastly is getting kind of old, but I do it anyways. Ok, if you can use this card properly in a deck, you should be shot.

 

Mew Sock: But hey it does have a use

 

Holy Sock: What? Shoebox fodder.

 

Mew Sock: Firewood.

 

Holy Sock: Enough of that, why am I wasting my precious breath on a card that stinks worse than a yak's @$$ when he farted. Rating: 0/10

 

Mew Sock: Next

 

 

Gastly (Fossil)

50HP

 

P Lick: Flip a coin, if heads, the defending Pokémon is now paralyzed. 10 Damage

 

PP: Energy Conservtion: Put up to two energy cards from your discards into  your hand. Gastly does 10 damage to himself

 

Ret: None

 

Holy Sock:  Much, much better. True it's not the best card, but it's an improvment over the crummy BS Gastly!

 

Mew Sock: Not much else for us to say. rating: 7.5/10

 

Technican: Black ten on the red jack!

 

Holy Sock: HEY, ARE YOU PLAYING A GAME?!?!?!?!?

 

Technican: No?

 

Holy Sock: *Checks his computer* yes you were.*Pulls out 22 Magnum* And now I shall shoot you *fires his gun and kills Techinican* Heh heh. now for BS Haunter

 

Haunter (Base)

60 HP

 

P Hypnosis: The defending Pokémon is now asleep

 

PP Dream Eater: This attack can't be used unless the defeding Pokémon is asleep. 50 Damage

 

Ret: *

 

Holy Sock: This is the big brother of BS Gastly. Gee, and I though big bros would be tougher than their younger siblings.

 

Mew Sock: Wow,  I get a 25% chance of 50 damage? I'd rather have a nine-foot-sword shoved up my @$$ than use this card. Rating: 3/10

 

Holy Sock: Now for Fossil Haunter

 

Haunter (Fossil)

50HP

 

Pokémon Power: Transparency: Whenever an attacks doe something to Haunter, flip a coin, if heads prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to Haunter. (Standard "This power can't be used" crap)

 

PC: Nightmare: The defending Pokémon is now asleep. 10 damage

 

Ret: None

 

Holy Sock: WARNING: GREAT CARD!! True 50 HP and on;y 10 damage might suck, but transparency is what really makes this card shine. Without transparency, this card would be just another one of those shoebox cards: Rating: 8/10

 

Holy Sock: Heres our next card

 

Gengar

80 HP

 

Pokémon Power: Curse: Once during your turn (before you attack) You may move 1 damage counter from one of your opponent's Pokémon to another one of your opponent's Pokémon (Even if you were to knock out the Pokémon) (This Power can't be used blah blah blah)

 

Dark Mind: Choose one of your opponent's benched Pokémon and do 10 damage to it. 30

 

Ret: *

 

Holy Sock: BOOYAH! AWESOME CARD! It's a stage 2, but soooooo what. It rocks.

 

Mew Sock: The power and attacks work nicely together. cool! Rating: 10/10

 

*Explosion is heard*

 

Holy Sock: That came from the toxic gas room. we will be right back. Next time.

 

Mew Sock: This is Me and Holy Sock, signing off.

 

                                                                                         *~Holy Sock~*

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