(Up In Space)
"Launch, Proceedure"
*Cryogenic Pod heads towards earth*
(Jerry Springer Show)
Jerry: Hello Holy Sock
Holy Sock: Hi!
Jerry: And why do we bring you today
Holy Sock: Because I am here to give Pojo.com some more unique top 10s
Jerry: Wow! So, do you have a buddy here?
Holy Sock: Yes, but he's at the lab
Mew Sock: *Appears on a chair next to Holy Sock* I am not!
Holy Sock: He's right here. And now, them top 10s
Top 10 Most repetitive/outdated/common articles made
10. Top 10 Pokémon
9. Sabrina's Golduck/Alakazam
8.
Wigglytuff
7. Prop15/3C(2T)
6. Re: Cards that do not belong in Psychic Decks
5. Collectors/ Little Kids/Etc. Rants
4. Banning
3. Electabuzz Vs. Pidgey (Often with Pidgey winning)
2. Overrated and/or Underrated
1. ARCHETYPES!
Jerry: Whoa! Archetypes must be a popular topic at pojo
Holy Sock: Yeah! It's been goin' on for a nearly a couple years now. And
here's the next top 10
Top 10 Cards NOT to put in a Haymaker (Sarcasm. A diss to J*st*n Sm*th)
10. CPU Search
9. Bill
8. Cleffa
7. SERet.
6. BBP
5. Eco Gym
4. No Removal Gym
3. RSA
2. Oak
1. Energies of any kind
No comments from Jerry, me or Mew Sock. Next
Top 10 Lines heard by a collector
10. Oooooh, shinnniiiiiie Pokheeman card!
9. *Bleep*, Another Useless Sneasel
8. Game? What Game?
7. Why don't people include more Pikachus and potions in their
decks. They just don't get their daily dose of Ash Ketchum
6. Why do they put all rares in packs. That all I really want
5. I have every card!
4. Why do energies exist? Pokheeman in the T.V Show don't need 'em
3. You can't beat me, cause I learned from Ash Ketchum!
2. Oak sux. You have to discard a whole hand. Here, try a better card
called Pokheeball
1. OOOOOOOHH, CHARRYZAWD! All nice and Shiniiiiiiie! I am the ultimate
master
Jerry: Heh heh heh, good one
Holy Sock: Yup. And now for our last one
Top 10 Quotes from Austin Powers
10. Ohh Behave!
9. No one knows what your talkin about, @$$
8. We don't gnaw on our
kitty
7. Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeee
6. Www.shhh.com.org
5. GROOVY BABY!
4. A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts
3. Austin. I am your father!
2. Mini-me, heh, stop humping the lazer.
1. Rrrright
Holy Sock: And now...
Guy in hat: Shut up, retard
Holy Sock: OH YEAH, SAY TO MY FACE YOU *bleep*
Mew Sock: Yeah, so I can take a chair, turn it sideways and shove it up
your *bleep*ing candy *bleep*
Another guy: I'll kick you *bleep*
Holy Sock: Bring it on, skanky *bleep*
Jerry's Body Guard: You mother *bleep*ing *bleep**bleep*
Mew Sock: *Pulls out a BFG* DIE ALL OF YOU *bleep*ERS *fires
his gun everywhere* HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
JBG: Ohh yeah, you piece of *bleep*ing *bleep*
Holy Sock: YOUR MOTHER WAS A *bleep*ING DIRTY *bleep* who is a piece of
*bleep*
GIH: Same to you, you mother *bleep*er
Jerry: Calm down guys
Mew Sock: Ohh yeah, you *bleep*
JBG#2: YEAH, and you can cram it with walnuts, *bleep*
Mew Sock: Cram it up my *bleep*. Why don't you go and *bleep* a goat!
(Tech Aaron: due to the fact that The Jerry Springer Show is experiencing
technical difficulties, we must go now. Holy.....)
Holy Sock: Ahem! Let me sign off. This is me and Mew Sock, signing off!
*~Holy Sock~*
AnD
*~Mew
Sock~*