Hello Again!
It's SATOSHI! Today, I am at an undisclosed location to set a few
misunderstandings straight. Let's begin-

1-Charizard
Charizard, for the last time, IS NOT THE BEST CARD!!! Anyone who thinks so
should go to a tourney and just watch. Yes...watch. Watch how many
experinced players(usually the older kids) auctually use Charizard and WIN.
Now, take a look at how many inexperienced players(usually the younger kids;
trust me, there's a few at every tourney) use the big lizard and WIN. Now,
think about it. Charizard is only good when used in a deck that revolves
around him, and even then can be destroyed by a raindance deck.
2-Pokeparents
To any adults that play the game with their kids or without, I salute you.
Now, to any adults that hover over their children and critique the older
players on how they should "grow up," while they complain that their little
Suzie or Stevie got beaten by a "punk," two words. CALM. DOWN. I have seen
first-hand, how punks act.
At a tourney at my favorite hobby store, there was a little kid who had
obviously NEVER played before. He just threw in cards with no regard to
their power. Now, the 'punks'(i.e. the older kids) like myself just laughed,
right? Wrong. We calmly showed him how to construct a good deck. That's how
older kids act in tourneys, the parents are just overreacting. The kids are
the ones who are the 'punks.'
This happened at the Pokemon League. I challenged some little kid(the kind
who have japanese cards and think they're soooo cool)adn he declined, saying
he already had the Thunder badge. He even said I could tell the judge I won
a match against him! Why do these kids even bother coming? They make the
game no fun for anyone.(hehe..I RHYMED)
3-Japanese cards
Why? There are so many different translations for each card that it makes
chaos when kids use 'em! Here's an idea. Wait for 'em to come out in
english. And if you can only win by using japanese cards, that's just sad.
4-Tradebacks and No-Tradebacks
Little kids seem to think that no trade is final and that they can just
'trade back' if they don't like the trade. That's wrong. I have vowed never
to trade back any card ever again after some kid gave me a Charizard in a
trade, got it back, and traded it to my friend the same day! When I told my
friend about this, he refused to trade it back to the kid, and still has it
to this day. To prevent trade backs, shake the tradee's hand to finalize the
deal. That's what I do.
5-The Infamous Mew
This isn't a card strategy, but rather a video game challenge. First, rad
my article in Game Boy Tips. Read it ALL. I've been getting e-mail; from
people saying you a can get it with gameshark. No duh. I said that in my
article! Now, if anyone can send me code that auctually works to get Mew in
the game, I will write an apologey e-mail saying I'm sorry that I said you
couldn't get Mew in the game. Go on, try me!
6-Fakemon
Straight and simple. The codes for Mewthree, Chronomew, Pikablu, Yoshi,
Luigi, Dimonix, Sandscratch, and Togepi for pokemon blue/red/yellow. ARE
FAKE. This goes for any other pokemon over 151 that supposedly can be caught
in blue/red/yellow, too.

Well, That's All -4- Now! Later!
-SATOSHI
paulheid@temecula.com
P.S.- People! Stop calling me Paul! That's my DAD'S name! I swear!