Ok i am sick and tired of the jerks who either only play or collect. Now the kids who only play:
 
They know nothing about the rarity of cards. They dont know how to trade or dont know startegy. Every week I go to the pokemon league at Books-A-Million and there's about 5 kids who only play and I whip their rears with my haymaker every time. They have a non holo mr mime in their deck, all i need to complete the jungle set. I offer them a holo vileplume which i have 3 of, and he says, vileplume does 120 but mr mime can bolck it, so no. They trade by attacks, and use every one of their cards in about the 8 different 6 color decks they have, and their cards are beat up and stuff, thats why i play with my cards in sleeves. They dont care about the condition. So, i have a Mint Blastoise and a kid says he needs one for a rain dance he's making, and he only plays, not collects. So, he says, I'll offer you a Arcanine for your Blastoise because they both have 100 hp but arcanine does 80 but blastoise does 60. He has no idea what the rarity is, he just trades by attacks and hp. I get mad at them, and i say no and walk off.
 
Collectors only
 
I hate these more. One Saturday i walk to this kid who has 2 un foil mr mimes. . I offer him a holo american hitmonchan, foil victreebel, foil moltres for it-(i had doubles) and he said, well, if i trade one i'll only have 1. WELL, YOULL GET 3 STUPID HOLOS FOR YOUR COLLECTION! His parents only let him trade his doubles, and if he traded his singles he gets 3 spankens with a woooden spoon and sits in his room for 3 days doing reports. HE had none of the cards i was offering him. He was probably spoiled, anicent mew, 3 here comes the rockets, 4 super uncommon chanseys, 3 charizards, 4 blastoises, etc.
I yelled at him so he cried to his mommy. So i went to a kid with 3 pages, front and back of just about each holo except a holo lapras, whick i had. I offered it to him for that un holo mr mime, he said, if i trade one, ill only have 53 left blah blah blah. So i went to one kid, his parents were their, he could only trade his cards he has 5 of, whick were kadabra, abra, magnemite, and pikachu. He had 4 un holo mr mimes and offered him a holo lapras and victreebel. His parents yelled at me saying, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! HE ONLY TRADES CARDS HE HAS 5 OF! SO i said, screw you. I was furious, so i bought a jungle pack and got, duh duh duh duh! A un holo mr mime! Now everyone wanted the cards i offered them earlier for it, but i said no, because they trad3ed their mr mimes for un holos, so i got mad cause i wasted 3.29 on a pack. So i hate those people who just do 1 or the other, because its hard to trade and stuff.
 
PS: Why do little kids praise CHarizard? I hate that because if they had 13 charizards they wouldnt trade one for all the cards, american and japanese ever made. Also i hate when they say japanese cards are stupid cuz you cant read them, who gives? Sent hate mail, junk, viruses, and email bombs to (your name here@your internet service. Choose one(.com/.net)
 
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My name is Billy Bob and im signing off 12-29-99