Ok, its time for billy bobs famous ranting report part II!
 
I would like to start out with the new promo card, mew. Its devoulution beam is good, but the psywave isnt. just like destiny bond, only retards would put energys on their pokemon with a mew out. but these little kids at the pokemon league saying, mew can do infinite damge, or mew can kill a charizard! anybody can kill charizard besises those no damage pokemon.
 
second of all, charizard. Ok i fought a deck with 4 charmander 4 charmeleon 4 charizards 4 energy retrival 44 fire energy, wiped it out with my haymaker faster then you could say charizard sucks. I wish i could get blastoise or articuno and ram it down that lizards throat! i told a kid that charizard sucks and hitmonchan is the best, he said uh uh, and i said yes he is, and he cried. bleh bleh bleh. He then bought a pack and found a pokemon breeder in it and juimped around so happy and knocked of a bookstand at books a million where i got my mew. what is so great about getting a pokemon breeeder? i said, a rare is in every pack, he said no i bought a  pack and got no rares, he probably dishes out money on counterfiets. I bought a pack got venasaur, didnt act crazy, my sister got venuasaur, and my orhner sister got 2 dugtrios! i hate when that happens, 2 of the same rare non foil. i
 
i bought 4 jungle packes and got 4 un foil electordes! wow!
 
i am sick of batgtling decks that revolve around charizard. He sucks more than finding a roach in your soda from the movies. There are no good charizards. The only good chrizard is a dead one. if you want fire power try rapidash. even better, ninetales! It like 80 damage per turn with a built in gust of wind!you want basics> try fossil magmar. 2 energies for smokescreen or 1 for smog, both like a mewtwo with plus power using barrier! HIT IT BABY! or poison! even i dare, try base magmar,. even ponyta if i dare! charmander, no not cahrmander.
 
i love to rip off little kids. i traded a fake 1st ed holo eevee for a poliwrath and gyrados, and sandlash and psyduck for jolteon holo. but those pests when there parents watch them trade, they can only trade doubles. i offered him a holo jolteon, kangaskahn, and victreebel for a stupid FRIGGIN holo mr mime that he had triples off, and he said no. I yelled at him and his mom nearly called 911. I also offered a 1st ed. mint nidoking for a un holo kangaskahn, i had anohter 1st ed holo nidoking mint, and he said, why would i do that? i have 5 un holo kangaskahns. if i trade one ill only have 4! i want to catch em all!
 
I hate losing to loser decks. i lost to a 48 water energy 4 squirtle 4 wartortle 4 stoise, with my great haymaker. I was furious.
 
i was in line to buy a pack, the kid infront got a poliwrath. He threw it on the flor and stepped on it and threw a big tantrum that all people in the store looked, and his mom bought him packs until he got charizard, and didnt even whoop him! SPOILED! 49 packs, then they sold out. i was mad, so i went to another store and bought one. I got comp. search! WOW!
 
I hate store that say, you can find a charizard in our value price 17.99 dollar basic blue booster packs! i never buy one, because they probably opened them and stuck fakes in them.