(Pokémon Science Lab)
Holy Sock: Welcome to my Science Lab, we had a 356
here
Mew Sock: Hmmm *looks through book* ahhh
yes, it's a "cliched Top 20 with bad cards like Giovanni's Nidoking
and Blaine's Dodrio.
Holy
Sock: Let's go through each of the points one by one!
#20: Sabrina
Because she does a lot for her own Pokémon
Holy Sock: Not gonna work. Whoppe, I get to move
energies, and so does my worse gym. ain't gonna help
#19: Brock's Diglett
because it can kill Jigglypuff in two
moves
Mew Sock: Assuming it is not a
Wigglysnuff (I'm gonna get alotta bashing from people who hide behind their
Wigglysnuff decks)
Holy Sock: IT'S WIGGLYTUFF
Mew Sock: Fine
#18: Koga's Pidgey
Because he's a Pokémon searcher
with wings
Holy Sock: Although I like messanger,
he's a 40 HP basic that won't last long
#17: Erika's Ivysaur:
because of the double razor leaf
he can do 80 in two flips
Mew Sock: I want chicken, I
want liver, meow mix, meow mix please deliver, what, we're on, ohh! More
like 40 to me, because of his d*** bad power. Unless of course you use muk or
goop gas
#16: Blaine's dodrio:
because it can deliver 50 in one hit
Holy Sock: At what cost, a coin flip? Not worth
it, this card sux!
#15 Promo Dragonite
Because in one flip it can kill low level Pokémon
Mew Sock: I'm assuming this is the GB Dragonite. If
so, then HAR HAR HAR HARRRR. Surrrre it can kill low level Pokémon,
but you're assumig the opponent only uses Magikraps and Rattatas.
#14 Brock's Dugtrio:
Because of it earthquake attack
Holy Sock: I notice you you judge cards by
their damage and that's not a good thing because you have to take other things
into account like costs and effects and stuff
#13 Sabrina's Jynx:
because of it's helping hand, it can draw you a
lot of cards in only one energy
Mew Sock: Whoppe, just get an oak. Or do you have no access to
base set and don't know that it exists
#12: Sabrina's Haunter
because of night spirits it can do a total of
150 damage (if your lucky and have a full bench of gastlies and the rest)
Holy Sock: Good, but it really can only do 120 (If
not including himself, 90) damage, because you can have 4 of gastly in a deck,
unless you add more than 4 (hey, I rhymed) and in that case, you are cheating
#11: Sabtina's Golduck
because of damage shift, it acts like an Alakazam
Mew Sock: Sabrina's Golduck is a good card, but acts like
an Alakazam? I don't think so. It can be used with 'Kazam!
#10: Rocket's Mewtwo
because it has three attacks and of Psyburn
Holy Sock: Dunno what to say
#9: Rocket's Zapdos
because of the high hit points and damage
Mew Sock: I might have to agree with you on this one
#8: Koga's Beedrill
if you are lucky, It is a good card and it can deal out a cool 70 damage
Holy Sock: You don't need luck for this to be a good card. Nerve poison
is great, and Hyper Needle? 70 only once with a coin flip? How about no, to
hyper needle
#7 Giovanni's Machamp
Because it can deal out a big 120 if coin flips are good
Mew Sock: But what if the coin flips aren't good?
#6: Sabrina's Kazam
Because it can do do 60 damage and if you have two alakazam, it can swap
damage
Holy Sock: A little juxtoposed there? Heard of Rocket's Mewtwo. It's works
with this card.
#5: Sabrina's Gengar
Shadow bind make you not retreat next turn
Mew Sock: DUUUUUUUUH!
#4: Erika's Venusaur
because it can do 20 damage direct and 20 to two benched
Holy Sock: So what? It's not an exceptional stage 2
#3: Giovanni's Nidoqueen
Because of love lariat, it can do 0 or 100 if you have Giovanni's
Nidoking on the bench
Mew Sock: Please lean over here a bit
*Slap slap slap slappity slap slap slappity slap*
That's better
#2: Giovanni's Nidoking
because of rolling attack can do 40 or 70
please see above
#1 Blaine's Arcanine
because it can do 40 or 120, it can kill a Charizard in one move
Holy Sock: So, it can do 120 damage, but discarding 3 freakin' energies? How
about no. Kill a Charizard? Who uses him anyways
Mew Sock: We gotta go
Holy Sock: Well, this is me and Mew Sock, signing off
*~Holy Sock~*
AND
*~Mew Sock~*