Hi, and welcome to, "The Reject Show", where I, with some assitance from my Pokemon, will try to take some seemingly useless cards and make some sense out of them.

 

Tyranitar: You will all do as I say, or I'll Trample you into the ground!

Me: Ty, this is MY show.

Ty: Oh yeah! Well, I don't see your name written on it!

Me: Who cares! Anyway, let's get to the card already!

Ty: Grumble...Dark Vaporeon is today's pick. Ooh, I like Dark...

Me: Here are the stats:

 

Dark Vaporeon

Stage 1-Evolves from Eevee

60HP

Color: Water

Weakness: Lightning

Resistance: None

Retreat Cost: C

Attack: CCC Bite  (30)

Attack: WWC Whirlpool  (20)

           If the Defending Pokemon has any Energy Cards attached to it, choose one of them and discard it.

 

Okay, you see 60 HP for Stage 1 and you throw up. And then Lightning Weakness makes you get the flu. Before you throw it in the garbage disposal, look at the attacks! 3 for 30 is average, but Whirlpool is great! 20 AND Energy Removal.. Obviously this would be for Energy Denial decks. Now, Whirlpool is WWC. That calls for some DARKNESS ENERGY!!! Now 30 and E. Removal is just plain good! The bad news: Electabuzz and R Zappy. Nuff said.

 

Machamp: I thought Vaporeons had a LOT more HP.

Me: Me too! Oh well...

Ty: I'm going to end the show!

Me: Go ahead, it's already over! Here's the deck that I always come up with:

 

Energy Dry

Pokemon

3 Blaine's Charmander-What were you expecting in an Energy Denial?             4 Eevee(Discovery)-Evolution just for attaching Energy!? WOW!

3 Dark Vaporeon-The star of the show

1 Flareon(Jungle)-Nice surprise attack!

2 Igglybuff-Stop those nasty Slowkings!

3 Magmar(Neo)-Start Here; The Fire version of Hitmonchan!

(16)

Energy

7 Fire

7 Water

4 DCE

2 Recycle

2 Dark

(22)

Trainers

3 Oak-Do I have to explain?

4 CPU Search-See Oak

4 Item Finder-See Oak

3 NGR-Notice a trend?

4 ER-Basis for Energy Denial

4 SER-See ER

(22)

16+22+22=60

See yas!

Email me: pokemaniac16@hotmail.com