Hey, people in pojoland! I'm going to start my own "talk show" with my
favorite Pokemon. Come on out everyone. (Throws all Pokeballs into the air,
releasing the Pokemon inside.) I would like you all to welcome...
Lanturn!-The really energetic one
Magmar!-The one with a burning temper(there isn't much left...)
Alakazam!-The quiet one
Tyranitar!-The bossy one
Bellosom!-The cute one
and Machamp!-The strong one
Well, today, we're going to talk about Neo Discovery Xatu!
Alakazam: .................
Me: ooooookay. Anyway, here's Lanturn with the stats:
Lanturn: oo, oo, oo! Here we go!
Xatu(Neo Discovery)
Stage 1-Evolves from Natu
70HP
color-Psychic
Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: Fighting -30
Retreat Cost: C
Attack: Energy Cycle (P)
Flip a coin.
If heads, choose one energy card attached to the defending pokemon and attach it
to one of your opponent's benched pokemon.
Attack: Super Psy (PPC) 50
Lanturn: Can I do something esle, huh, huh??!!
Tyranitar: PIPE DOWN YOU OVERLOADED ENERGY BAG!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey, let's be nice. This is supposed to remain a G rated show...
Anyway, you'll have to excuse Ty. He has a rep for wanting his own way. Now,
let's see what Xatu's made of:
Alakazam's tips
1.................................................................
2.................................................................
3.................................................................
Me: Okay, a translation for those of us who aren't psychic
1. Energy Denial in a different form: This is a possible form of Energy
Denial. Just keep repeatedly jamming energy on something that doesn't need
it(like a baby), gust, then kill...just remember it's a coin
flip
Magmar: Ahhhhh, my favorite word... I'M GETTING
MAD FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!!!!
Me: Riiiiiiight.
2. Special Energy Manipulation(SEM): I think this is the best way to take
advantage of Xatu. Take Sneasel, for example. Two Dark, ready to go!
Then Xatu steps up. Your opponent thinks an easy KO, when you all of a
sudden move their Dark onto a CLEFFA!!! It's easy to see where that will end
up...works with Metal, too. Move Metal to a pokemon so it can't do
damage.
3. Super Psy isn't that bad: It attacks pretty well, too. PPC for 50
is the same exact move that Base Kadabra has. Xatu, though, has 10 more HP, only
1 retreat, and a resistance to Fighting.
Bellosom: Let's not fight and just smell flowers...
Magamar: (Not very happy; if he ever is) I'LL TURN YOU TO DUST!!!
Machamp: I'll turn your dust to dust, Magmar!
Magmar: Watch my Psychic attack, you windbag!
Machamp: I can Earthquake, so I wouldn't be talking!
Me: Okay, okay, break it up! This could turn into a Jerry Springer type
event so let's give the strategic deck before dumb and dumber blow the whole
place up...
Magmar and Machamp: WHAT DID YOU CALL US??!!!
Me: Oops! Next time I'll probably be in stitches, so before I get pounded
by my own Pokemon, here's the deck:
Energy Crisis
Pokemon
4 Natu(Neo Discovery)-the 1-energy Confuse Ray is enough to get started
on
3 Xatu(Neo Discovery)-The main player of course
3 MP Mewtwo-No Psychic deck is complete without some of this guy
2 Mr. Mime-Sheild against Sneasel
2 Erika's Dratini-Shield against Sneasel
1 Elekid-Help with Psychic Resistance
1 Cleffa-Draw Power
(16)
Energy
12 Pyschic-What were you expecting, Water?
2 DCE-Quicker attack with E Dratini
2 FHE-Heal Pokemon that have Powers and other stuff
2 Recycle-Use with SER and Colorless costs
(18)
Trainers
3 Oak-DUH!!
4 ER-Energy Denial
3 SER-More Energy Denial
3 NGR-Yawn!!
4 CPU Search-Double Yawn
3 RSA-Take SER away so they can't take the Dark that we tampered with
off
3 GOW-Bloat a Pokemon with energy then kill it
3 Resistance Gym-Psychic decks can't play without this
(26)
16+18+26=60
Enjoy!
Magmar and Machamp: COME HERE YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHIN' TRAINER OF OURS!!!
(Magmar and Machamp pick me up and throw me across the studio. Every single
bone in my body is broken, and I'm rushed off to the hospital)