Hi, SludgeBomb here, with a report about Deck Fixing. Now, I'm a private

deck mechanic myself, you can send me your deck and I'll fix it within a few

days (at most) because I personally don't agree with fixes. I saw a deck

just this morning and they guy had a good deck. He mentioned he only had one

Breeder. It was an Energy Trans deck, I believe. It had Pinsir, Saurs, Dark

Arbok (oh sweet!), and about 12 Trainers. The fixer rips it apart, keeps

only the Saur line, and adds Chansey, Cleffa (oh I hate that card!), and

Scyther. Then he adds about 20 more trainers, including 2 more Breeders! >_<

The guy only had one! And there were 3 Chansey, 2 Cleffa, and 2 Scyther, I

believe, and 4 Venusaur! #\_/ Now, that's an expensive, Mulliganing, useless

deck! The guy might spend months spending money on cards that later become

outclassed! Scyther is getting old, thanks to Typhlosion, Fossil Magmar, and

Tyranitar, which Tramples for 70 with the 2 Darkness Energies required. Now

this is so insane, I'm gonna go berserk! Sneasel, too. Unown D and

Giovanni's Machoke stomp it. Active: G's Machoke w/Focus Band. Bench: 2

Unown D. Opposing Active: Sneasel w/Gold Berry. Opposing Bench: 1

Electabuzz. Attach Fighting Energy, flip. If heads, Sneasel's down. If

tails, flip again. If tails, G's Machoke is KO'ed, If heads, 10 HP left.

Then if you evolve...let's face it, Sneasel's not too strong. Or

Slowking/Dark Vileplume. Muk, Igglybuff, or Goop Gas Attack. And Forretress.

Can be Knocked Out by Typhlosion, Rocket Charmander (heehee, 2 turns for 1

Fire!), or any Fire Pokemon. Igglybuff and Muk and GGA make it useless, and

it has a very bad Basic. Charizard is good, too! In an Exeggutor deck, it

can replace D. Muk or G's Nidoking. Problem: Meganium doesn't work with it.

Maybe Porygon2, once fully translated, will allow us to change types! Dark

Arbok, you know, same with Piloswine and Murkrow. Dark Arbok is becoming

more popular, and soon with Neo 3 Jumpluff, Grass will rule! Sorry, I got

sidetracked. Anyway, Deck Mechanics put in too little Pokemon, evolutions,

and Energies. And too many Trainers! I saw a deck with 3 Basics, no

evolutions, and 50 Trainers in the InSaNiTy Project. I was not impressed! 50

Trainers + 8 Energy + 3 Basics + 0 Evolutions is InSaNe! That's nuts! I play

decks with 1 or no Trainers, and they have ripped apart decks with around

14, like my sister Raipika's decks! My friend MasterBallXatu has a deck with

no Trainers, and it beat my high-Trainer drawing deck! It is time to clean

up the Deck Garages, scrub 'em well, and start fixing real decks!! My e-mail

is pdx-birdman@home.com incase you wanted to send me decks, compliment me,

disagree (no rude bashing!), or you would just like to say something. NO

VIRUSES! Thank you. I'm looking forward to some business in my deck garage,

so remember, this is SludgeBomb! Bye!