Hm...., I have something to say, *unsheathes Katana* there are some weird little kids who "think" they can play any TCG. They have no brain, I'll show you a nice little tiny example, *takes out an egg*, this is our brain, this is your brain when you're a little kid with a huge ego that acts cocky, *grips onto the weapon and slashes the egg rapidly, egg yolk splattering on his face like blood*, there any questions, oops forgot one step. *takes a dog and makes it do his business on the egg* there we go. Any questions? Didn't think so. Our Pokemon League is infested with Archetypes. Useless, boring, archetypes I add. No strategy, you know what I am talking about. Its something called Haymakers. Haymaker users think that they're hot stuff, just because they beat a couple of 7-year-olds. The only true Haymaker users are the one that have discovered their TCG spark, TCG players have this sort of spark in they're brain. Sometimes the Spark says, "Spike,! you must use a Cinder deck. Skork to the little kid problem, I think all players should carry a rulebook with them if you don't please start carrying them. Each season new little kids will come and they will think that in the TCG you can dodge attacks. I mean, my friend's brother who is 11 said, I'll use Energy Retrieval and discarded it, then he said, "now what do I do?" he's such an idiot but everybody faces someone like that. I his case he hates reading even though he loves school and wants more, more, and more. When the kid battles you, looks through his 300-card deck, takes out Charizard as his active, benched Venusaur, Poliwrath, Blastoise, Nidoking, and Alakazam, then says Fire Spin, your dead I win. (which has happen to me before) then just chunk the rule book at their eye and watch them cry. Say, " Here's a book, read it" then walk out the store slowly James Bond style. If you have a car that look's like James Bond's, I feel very sorry for you. Now I must hunt for vi! ctims and torture the evil merchant. Fare well, *jumps on a soldie

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