OK. I will try again with the 2nd turn damage puzzle. I realize that my last attempt was wrong. I have gotten many replies on how to beat it and would like to post the improved best one I got because he said I could. He gave the basic idea but I did the math.
Credit of this goes to David Timberlake.
*NOTE* I am dealing the damage, not cross-countering it.
*NOTE2* I KNOW ABOUT GEODUDE!!!!!!!!
 
OK, here goes.
You go first with an active Brock's Vulpix and a benched squirtle. You hand consists of DCE, brocks ninetales, breeder, blastoise, and gyarados.
They have an active chansey and a benched onix. You win the flip and draw...An Oak!!
you attach a DCE to vulpix and pass. They pass. Now the fun begins. You draw a DCE and attach it to vulpix. You evolve into brocks ninetales and breeder into blastoise. Then you place gyarados on the ninetales and oak.You get 6 water energies and 1 Oak. You raindance all your energies on gyarados and oak. You get 6 more energies and an oak, so you do the same drill. Now you get 6 more energies and an oak, so you do the same drill. an get 6 water energies and Erika. You attach all energies. gyarados now has 28 energies on him. You Erika for 2 water and Erika, so you Erika again for 2 water and Erika. Attach all water energies. Gyarados now has 32 energies on him. Now you Erika for 2 water and Erika, so gyarados has 34 energies on him. Then you Erika for devolution spray, exeggutor, and bill. You bill for a GOW and bill. Then you bill for bill and brocks ninetales. You bill for water and Bill. Then you bill for 2 water energies. Attach all 3 energies. You GOW onix. Then devolve brocks ninetales, and place the other one on because of once per turn. Now you place on EXEGGUTOR!! It has 37 energies. You then flip 37 heads!
37 x 20 = 740 x 2 = 1480!!!
 
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