Note: Scott, I used a lot of bold. Hope that's okay and doesn't decrease the odds of this being posted.
 
    (You see a city at night. The only light is that of streetlamps. Three figures walk out of an alley. One is human, one isn't, and one couldn't be disguised as human if you gave it plastic surgury)
 
Mewtwo: I think they were referring to you on the last one there, Whether Man.
Whether Man: Oh be quiet! Whether Man here, whereever here is, reporting live at... umm.... here, with Mewtwo and Eaamudo to talk about the new Eaamudo card from Neo and the new type: Steel. And luckily, the world has people like Edo do share their knowledge of Japanese via their sites. Any one who hasn't gone to Edo's site should, it's awesome.
Eaamudo: 'Sup.
Mewtwo: Do we have to bring in new characters everytime we talk about a card?
Whether Man: What's wrong with that? The main reason people e-mailed me and complimented me is because of you. Besides, Eaamudo's cool.
Mewtwo: We'll see about that.
Whether Man: Okay, Eaamudo. Let's look at the card.
Mewtwo: Is it me, or do you always say that?  
Whether Man: Do that card trick.
Mewtwo: No
Eaamudo & Whether Man: DO THE CARD TRICK!
Mewtwo: Alright!
                                                    Eaamudo        HP: 60
                                               C:        Key Claw         20
                                    Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does nothing.
                                        SCC:        Steel Wing       30
                                    Flip a coin. If heads, damage from your opponent's attacks
                                    next turn are reduced by 20. (After applying weakness and resistance.)
                                            Weakness: Fire     Resistance: Grass       Retreat:2
Whether Man: Ohh... Resistance to grass. I like it. One colorless energy attack. Damage reducing attack and energy. I like it.
Mewtwo: Pretty good. I'd say he's a good representative of steel. Oh, steel energy, we forgot that. And... Card trick?
Whether Man: Card trick.
                                                    Steel Energy
                                                    Nonbasic Energy
                              Provides 1 steel energy. If your opponent attacks this pokemon when this
                              card is attached, that damage is reduced by 10. If this pokemon is not of steel
                              type, this pokemon's attacks are reduced by 10 damage. (After applying
                              weakness and resistance for both.)
Whether Man: Do you realize how hard ths card is to friggin' damage? Steel energy without a drawback? Steel Wing? That's 30 damage prevented!
Mewtwo: Wow, you can add. Yeah, I'd say this card's good. Fire weakness hurts it, but the fact that it brings an end to Scyther, Muk, Venusaur, and the like makes it pretty useful to have. Plus the Steel energy, the more damage prevented.
Whether Man: Oh, and let's not forget the evolution of Onix. Bring him out.
                                                         Haganeeru      HP 110
                                                    CC:           Tackle          20
                                                   SCC:       Crash             30+
                                                Flip coin. If heads, this atack does 20 more damage.
                                                    Weakness: fire    Resistance: Grass    Retreat: 4
Whether Man: Eaamudo. Definitly Eaamudo. Stage 1? 4 retreat cost? No, Eaamudo is much better.
Mewtwo: I second that.
Eaamudo: Yeah, that guy's a poser. Well, that wraps it up for steel.
Whether Man: Time to go.
Mewtwo: Let's just not do any more Matrix openings.
(Suddenly, a vortex appears and the three disappear into the void.)
                                                    -The Whether Man
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