This is my first
ever correct pojo article that I have ever sent, so here
go's something...
I come here to talk to all of you non-archtype playing people who do nothing
but sit on your big fat rumps and complain about how pokemon is a broken
game & how there should be bannings and stuff like that. Well I just
have
nothing to say................ Now what was it??? oh yeah, now I remember.
DEAL WITH IT!!!!!! I am so sick & tired of all you peoples saying
"There
should be bannings, it would improve gameplay." Well guess what??? Wizards
will NEVER ban cards because there is a vast majority of people out there who
HATE the idea of banning, simply because it would ruin the game for them.
This would most likely make them stop buying pokemon cards & that would make
the good people at Wizards very sad. Now, there is really quite a large group
of people out there who would LOVE the idea of banning, because they think it
would bring the fun back into the game. But, the real truth is even though
pokemon IS a broken game, we need it to stay that way. Why you ask? Well,
there is one simple answer. WE NEED MOST OF THE CARDS THAT ARE GOING TO BE
BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sure we could all go without those pesky Wiggly Decks or
Trappers, but once they start banning those cards, where will they stop? Then
before ya know it, Magikarp just might seem like a broken card because all
the other cards will be GONE!!!!!!!! So instead of banning, lets just take
advantage and be thankful of the cards we have. Here's an idea, let's look
over the cards that we were about to throw into the trash one more time.
That's what I did and ya wanna know what I found?? A NEW DECK ARCHTYPE!!!
Yep, I discovered a new combo that brings a breath of life once again into
MR.MIME!!!!!! Yes folks, just attach the overlooked, under-rated card called
Berry to Mr.Mime and I beleive you have what your people call an archtype!
Here's the deck I made for it.
The
Return of Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: 4
4xMr.Mimes
Trainer's: 50 (yep, that's right, FIFTY!!!!!)
4x Oaks
4x Berry
4x Computer Search
4x Item Finder
4x Ecogym
4x Imposter Oaks Revenge
4x Energy Search
4x PlusPower
4x ScoopUp
4x Super Energy Removal
4x Rocket's Sneak Attack
4x The Rocket's Trap
2x Gust of Wind
Energy: 6
6x Psychic
There she is boy's and girl's! the new an inproved Mr.Mime of the 21st
Century!!! In case you were wondering, this deck has 3 strategy's. They are:
1)In an untimed game get Mr.Mime out as slow as you can, giving your opponent
plenty of time to deck his or herself. then attach Berry to Mr.Mime and then
use the rest of the trainers to stall to victory!
2)In a timed game get Mr.Mime out as fast as you can, attach a Berry and a
PlusPower and watch your opponent gasp in horror as he is defeated by none
other than the great mime himself.
3) For a really quick game, get the Mime out as soon as possible, use the
trapper combo, (IOR, RSA, then Trap in case ya didn't know.) attach Berry &
PlusPower, and gloat to your friends that you beat a Haymaker with a
MR.MIME!! the only really big weakness that I can spot is it's vulnerability
to Trappers, Goop Gas Attack, & Lass but hey, no deck's perfect. Please try
out this deck and tell me what you think.
E-mail me @ Meloaf101@aol.com if
you would like to comment on what i have
just written. I also will upgrade your deck if you'll let me. If you want to
send me hate mail, that's fine. however I will just delete it first chance I
get. Thanks for reading my very long e-mail & POJO
RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!