Hi it's me Jynxer, I'm back again on my favorite website pojo.com. Well I have been on hold for a while with a shortage of trades, but I'm back with yet another deck.
And mind you I don't have all the cards. Well here it is "Haymaker Disintigration":

3 movie promo mewtwo(hitmonchan killer)
2 mr.mime(big hitter killer)
3 fossil magmar(scyther torcher)
2 hitmonchan(electabuzz beater)
2 jigglypuff(mr.mime squasher)

2 lass
2 comp.search
2 oak
2 bill
3 retreival
3 gust
3 super removal
3 removal
4 plus

9 psychic energies
7 fire energies
6 fighting energies
2 DCE

Srategy:
Ok, this is obvious, make that tournament winning haymaker deck that your friend has shameful. Making you, the player, a force to be reckoned with.

Pokemon:

Ok, I thought 12 basics were good enough.
Why these pokemon are in here(even though I sorta explained at the top):
Mewtwo: Yet again in here. Great pokemon, one of the best all round cards. Retreat him with no worry(energy absorbtion). Good, solid attack 2 psychic and one colorless for 40, making him that jynx or hitmonchan's worst nightmare.
Mr.Mime: Love his poke power. Kids around here think he sucks because they play the game all wrong. If you don't like him, I advise you to try him then start to talk. He is there for raindance or other high hitting decks, but watch out for that lapras!
Magmar: Ooohh, that annoying scyther is out! No problem, send out magmar! He ROCKS!!!!!
He could kill scyther in 2 turns(if poisoned). He is truly an outstanding poke.
Hitmonchan: He is fast, which is also a side theme of this. He pummels raichus, electabuzzes and just about every lightning and colorless poke out there.
Jiggypuff: Pretty good basic. Descent HP, 2 OK attacks. Can also be used as a staller with lullaby, but he is mainly there to take out those mr.mime.

Trainers:
Lets get it over with:
Lass: Ok, I think I know what you're thinking. Why put lass? It's a deck with lots of trainers and it would only wreck your hand if used wrong. But remeber this deck has to have a back up incase it faces some other deck than the dreaded hay. This is for raindances and decks that use exesive trainers.
Comp.Search: Get any card in your deck. A must have.
Oak: Drawing power. Dump your hand for new cards. Gets the cards you need faster.
Bill: Not an oak., but it will do if you have a great hand.
Retreival: Get the energy back from your KOd, retreated poke or return that energy wasted form that super removal.
Gust: Snack on that weak hitmo or  that puny magikarp.
Super removal: Lose energy for him/her to lose even more energy, so it can fall pray to your mewtwo.
Removal: Less than super removal, but no catch.
Plus Power: Don't you hate it when the opponent has 10 more HP left to be KOd, eliminate that with pls. power.

Energy:
24 energy was good enough since it was a low energy running deck. It also has some reserves just incase.

Well sinning off for now, write you in a few weeks or so when I HAVE TO TRADE ALL MY CARDS JUST TO MAKE A NEW DECK!!!!!!!! Whew....catch your breath, whew, I hate little kids who don't know how to play, they don't know how to trade, and thats my lifeline(yeah who wants to be a milionaire, I watch american TV). So if you want to contact me at hsraf@emirates.net.ae . Well its me Ryan F., otherwise known as the Jynxer, signing off "The american pokemon connection from the overseas". Good bye.