Hello everyone,
I got a few packs of Team Rocket yesterday,
and was looking through
them (hoping for Evil Hypnos ;-p .) And I thought to myself "DANG
just two
measly, wussy, Evil Blastoises, A Evil Magneton, a Evil Dragonite, an Evil
Vileplume (with fighting weakness hmmmm….)" Then suddenly out of
the blue it
hits me!!! I'm gonna write another stupid article to the Pojo!!! And its
gonna have MY opinions on Evil Pokemon and Trainers!!! YAY!!! So sit back
and grab a soda (and try not to snort it out your nose at my stupid,
optimistic takes on cards,) and enjoy.
Here are some of the cards that I thought had a little potential (or lack of)
you might miss or alternative uses for popular ones already in use.
I won't cover the obvious ones for your sake either unless there is an
alternative use I see for them (that isn't obvious.)
Evil Porygon: He might be worth putting in a deck, but be sure to ONLY use
his conversion 1 attack as a suicidal gesture (Kill me! Kill me NOW!!!)
Potion Energy: After reading TR edititon of Pojo's I thought:
"WOOOOOHHOOOOOOO Colorless is in!!! I'm gonna make me a deck that has
nothin'
but potion energys and DBC'S!!!" but now I have the card and you can only
have four of them. =-(
Evil Hypno: hehehehhehehehe okay this is pure evil, you play a Challenge!
and your opponent gets a full bench, and you put down a few Drowzees. Pump
one up, retreat your active and evolve him and start using his Bench Control
then after you ko a poke you Pokeflute them back onto the bench, AND YOU CAN
KILL THEM AGAIN!!!!! ;-o OH feel the hurt again and again!!!
Mankey: His anger attack is really good even if you flip tails especially
early in the game.
Evil Primeape: I think he can be devastating, but USE XTREME CAUTION WHEN
UTILIZING HIM!!!
Evil Charmeleon: If Haymakers are big in your area you might want to use
him
as a cleaner to get your last prize (or maybe two)
Machop: Splashable. That's 'bout it.
Squirtle: Now we're talkin'!!! If decks where you play play those
dastardly
Magmar LV 31s you might want to splash a few of'em in.
Charmander: If a lot of Scythers are played where you play you might want
to
add him instead of Base set one, but otherwise lower HP kills him just that
much faster.
Evil Dragonair: The skys the limit for this guy. I predict me in the future
playing four…
Evil Rapidash: If Scythers are big in your area you might want to consider
adding a few to your fire deck to finish'em off with flame pillar if they run…
The battle Site has HOLES!!!: A commonly misunderstood card, and
reasonably
so, combo with rage like attacks, and who cares who gets the extra 10 damage?
Also can KO pokemon without attacking, unlike Pluspower.
Voltorb: Much improved!!! Always run this guy instead of Base Set (even if
you splash the other)
Evil Machamp: You impostor Oaks revenge them, then you Throw all of your
opponents pokes back to the deck, then when the last one is left you retreat
for Pidgeot to win pathetically. (I'm gonna have to try that!!!)
Evil Dugtrio: Hehehehehehe combine with base porygon with conversion 2,
&
put 4 of these on your bench and… you get the idea.
Evil Gyarados: (Sideshow Bob shudder) DO NOT PLAY HIM HE IS A WORTHLESS,
IF
NOT SPARKLY PIECE OF CARDBOARD!!!
And now for the Fallen Horses of the set!!!
"Could you tell me where I might find Fallen Horses"-
Smash Mouth "Fallen Horses"
Evil Machoke: 2 words: Electabuzz killer. Read his first attack closely
and
laugh evilly with me: "FWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Doesn't matter
if they have Scyther active any more now, huh? Can 3 turn KO anything with
70 HP unless resistance is used against fighting. Use smash challenge form
to root all of those dirty, rotten, low down, sons of…. hitch, Electabuzz…
Smash Challenge Form: Alternative uses: Put out lots of juicy
pokemon that
you know your opponent can kill quickly… with a certain type of poke, then
take them all out with the type they are weak to, by pulling
"miraculously"
there weakness, so you can continue your rampage of massacre, terror, and
plunder!!!
Magnemite:Heheheheheh behold the power of Challenge!'s!!! Ok combo early
on
with Challenge! to get out 4 magnemites and dish 40 2nd turn.
That was MY opinion on cards in Team
Rocket. NONE of this has been
tested, but all show promise to me. And who cares if you can't get that
nice, expensive, shiny, cool (sniff B-( )Evil Raichu, just remember all
that's annoying is gold!!! With that advice I leave you now to toil in your
new take of some of team Rockets best… Goodnight and goodluck at your
next
tourney!!!
Feel free to E-mail me your thoughts and opinions at:
valkyrie_ph_ica@mailcity.com
By: "Evil Boy" Valkyrie