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CNO: WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS!

Archetype Doom (AD): No archetypes are our friends!

Suddenly, Solarbeams shoot out from the ship towards the away team. They dive out of the way.

CNO: What's wrong with them?!? We're not archetypes!

SICH: It doesn't matter if we are or aren't; all that matters is if they think we're archetypes.

DM: Captain, if I may have permission to speak,--

CNO: No, you may not! Now, what do you think we should do, SICH?

SICH: Run like Houndooms are after us.

DM: That's just what I was about to say!!!
CNO: Good idea, SICH.

DM: Aaaargh!

They all run away. As they are running, they fall in a hole.

CNO: It's dark; extremely dark. It's silent; extremely silent.

Suddenlty, the whole room lights up and sounds can be heard from everywhere. A bunch of Sudowoodo hop out from behind rocks, grab the Trekkers, and start carrying them somewhere.

CNO: SICH, where do you think they're taking us?

The Chanting Sudowwodo (CS): Silent! Qwertyuiop, poiuytrewq! Qwertyuiop, poiuytrewq!

CNO: Qwerty-whatever. What do you think that means?

CS: Qwertyuiop, poiuytr-- Silence! We are before His Supreme Tail-woopance!

All The Other Sudowoodo (ATOS): Oooooooh.

CNO: Look at that! M! What's its configuration?

M: It's hard to tell without scanners, but I think it's...

His Supreme Tail-woopance

Pokemon

2 Neo Rev. Murkrow

4 Rocket Porygon

3 Porygon2

2 Colorless Ho-oh

2 Psychic Celebi

2 Grass Celebi

2 Smoochum

1 Revelation Jynx

1 Base Jynx

3 Revelation Staryu

2 Revelation Starmie

Energy

16 Psychic

4 Grass

4 DCE

Trainers--

CS: SILENCE! OR YOU SHALL GO TO THE QWILFISHERIE!

CNO: The Qwilfisherie?

CS: It's over there.

Nite Owl looks where The Chanting Sudowoodo is pointing: It is a rotiserrie pit, except the stick that rotates is a mean-looking Qwilfish.

CNO: What'll we do?!?!?!?!?!?

Will CNO, M, SICH, and DM be sent to the Qwilfisherie? Or will they have to face His Supreme Tail-woopance? Either way, will they survive? Will I ever stop asking questions? Tune into a latter article to find out the answer to all these questions.... Except the last one. The answer to that is "no".

Fly Right,

Nite Owl

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