Yo! The name's 777... Agent 777 (pronounced "Ay-jent Double-Seven-Seven", NOT "Ay-jent Seven-Seven-Seven). I probably won't post anymore articles on Pojo, I just wanted to reply to this bogus beef.

 

 Ok, I read this article from Tim about Nite owl's "Give weaks a chance" or whatever. I think he's wrong.

 

 First of all, he talks about the decks that are most popluar aren't the ones Owl said. That's not the poitn; the point's that he wanted originalty.

 

 Muk, he says has not been labeld weak; but it HAS. No one uses Muk. No one uses weak cards. So that means Muk's "weak".

 

 Then, he says Iggly is not weak. It IS. Iggly maybe good against slowking and dark vileplume, but htat's about it. a card good only against 2 other cards is weak. Muk on the other hand goes against anything with a power.

 

 Then he talks about Mr. Mime. Ok, so Mr. Mime's weak. That's not the poitn. Read the line above it.

 

 And finally, he talks about Wooper. Wooper wouldn't be my choise against R.'s Zappie, but at the beginnign of the game, before zappie's pwoered up, it might work! Of course not in the late game. But in the first few turns, yes!!!

 

 One more thing, I thought that there was a rule against bashing people on Pojo? It says, "No bashing people! Bash the strategies if you like, but not the people!" I think him calling Owl an idiot qualifies as "bashing".

 

All in all, Nite Owl got flamed for nothing. "It's a sad day" was understandable. Forsaken's "easy 40" was understandable. But not this. This wasn't supposed to be a card strategy; it was supposed to be a rally for un-archetype-ness or something. Tim's wrong.

 

And a special little treat for all who read this. Bunches of people who use D. Plume keep it on the bench. Too low HP for one thing. Just put 4 R's Hideout in you deck. This way, you can send it active, and you want have to worry about Tim's "strong" little Igglys. But the attack... It shuts down D. Plume's power... D. Plume MUST stay on the bench and be Igglyd!!! But wait! Geuss what? There is a little-used card from Gen. that is perfect for this... And it's name is... Miracle Berry! Attach Miracle Berry, go active, Petal whirlwind, then, before your opponent's turn, use miracle Berry! hay fever is back on! I agree with Nite Owl:

 

For every card, turn, turn, turn, 

there is a strategy, turn, turn, turn.

A strat to stall, a strat to poison;

a strat to disrupt, a strat to draw cards,

a strat to haaaaymaaake aaand deeeeeestroooooooy...

 

To every card, turn, turn, turn,

there is a combo, turn, turn, turn.

A combo attack, a combo power;

a combo retreat, a combo evo.;

a combo oooof aaaaall of theeeeeesee thiiings...   

 

Agent 777, leavin' his enemies shaken AND stirred.

 

Oh, and Pojo? Don't post my e-mail address, please.