Whassupi!!!

Yeah! Gym Challenge comes out on Saturday (yet it may be well past Saturday
the 7th by the time this gets posted)! That leaves us looking at that big,
nice, brand-new toy called Neo.

Wizards is still negotiating this set, according to MT Mike, so it may be
some time before we see that Lugia or that Pichu. So what are we players
gonna do? Here's what:

5. Take a walk around the block and find your normal, everyday civilian (try
to find a clueless-looking one for best results!). Ask them if they know if
Neo has been released yet and laugh as they have no idea of what you're
talking about!

4. Write letters to WotC, asking them to make a TCG starring Limp Bizkit.

3. Put a sign on the back of your shirt, reading "Got Pii?" Expect people to
start avoiding you in the restrooms.

2. When visiting the grocery store, ask the cashier, "Why aren't there any
Entei in this place? No, I said Entei, not empty! Empty is an adjective,
used to describe nouns like your intelligence!!! Man, am I screwed!!!"

1. Dress up as Eminem, and go to your local WotC store. Corner the employee
in charge while he's stocking boosters on the shelves. Notice the strange
look on his face, as he wonders whether to ask for an autograph or call the
cops. Then yell at him, saying, "Mindless fool! Hand over the cards or I'll
be forced to send in Dr. Dre and Vanilla Ice for backup! And if that doesn't
work, I'll have to change this place into a sushi bar! And if that doesn't
work... I think I'll just go home, scavenge out some pork rinds from the
closet, and plop down onto the couch!"

Yet another entry from the slightly messed up mind of The Rocket!

Catch ya later, man! ;-)

~The Rocket~
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