P. Tooey: okay this is my first home work assignment I've sent in but that

dosen't mean I'm a newbie

Disco: Yeah!

Super Hog: What he said.

P. Tooey: These juvenile delinquents are my pokemon Discothe Sneasal and

Super Hog the Piloswine.  anyway, to business

Disco: Home work sucks, it violates our god-given right to be stupid.

Super Hog: Yeah!

P. Tooey covers Disco's mouth.  Sneasal makes muffled talking noises.

P. Tooey: any way,

5. Politoed

                Mainly because he looks so cool but if you play at least a

3/3/3 evolution line with Poke Breeder and many back up beasties with

colorless attacks *cough(Gligar)cough*, than many's the monster you can

double slap and frog song right into the discard pile.

4. Azumarill

            Tackle's a decent attack, but bubble shower is what it's for,

it's really good for getting Typlosion out of the way while skewering bench.

Granted it takes two turns but that's what paralysis is for.  go's well with

Wooper.

3. Wooper

            Practically essential in just about ever water deck.  especially

rain dance.  Amnesia can stall one move pokemon like Feraligatr.  Gasp!!

Stalling Feraligatr.  I just added 3 more to my deck!  Slam makes a nice

colorless attack for a non-water lightning weak deck.

2. Kingdra

                Think about this for a moment.  Run a deck with at least

three Kingdra, Gligar, Skarmory(or some other special energy fiend that

sufficiently floats your boat), and Cleffa.  then invest time enough to

power up Kingdra.  then retreat your active, send out Kindra and proceed to

massacre all standing in your way.  Worke well battling Slowking, and is one

of my favorites for Modified format.

1.  (Super Hog buts in:) "The number one water type pokemon is Neo Discovery

Poliwag!!!!"  P. Tooey wrestles the disturbed Ice pokemon off the type

writer.  Actually the numero uno pokemon is (drum roll)

(crowd gathered at typewriter holds it's collective breath)  (Jaws like

music plays on the PA system as P. Tooey's fingers slowly begin to type the

name)

    Dark Blastoise!!

      It's attacks are really strong, I really can't say to much except the

words 'Focus Band' and 'Wooper'.

P. Tooeywell that's my top five.  that was fun.  bye for now

Disco: Chow!!

Super Hog: If your hot, call Super 'Mister Hottie' Hog, if your not, then

call Disco.

Disco: Hey!

P. Tooey will fix decks, give out deck ideas, or just talk at

mr_poppenheimer@hotmail.com but no viruses, bashing, links to dirty sights,

or girls begging for my phone number.

Till we meet again.