I have already sent this, but I don't think it's going to get posted, so
here's the new HW (Feraligatr and Blastoise are NOT listed; they're
archetypes):
5. Wooper (Neo G.)-Slam's allright, and Quagsire's cool, but the main gist
here is the first-turn Amnesia. You'll see why later on.
4. Magikarp (Rocket)-Hey, quit throwing the assorted medley of organic
fruits and vegetables that have not been sprayed with pesticides (this is for
all the environmentalists out there) at me! Think! R Magikarp here made the
Genaration of the Gyardos Guild famous. One draw back about Gyardos which every
one knows is having to go through Magikarp. As long as you can fend of attacks
(Wooper, anyone?) long enough to get three waters on Magikarp, Rapid Evolution
minimizes that magikarp risk factor.
3. Gyardos (Base)-Let's face it; ALL Gyardos rock (especially the Shiny one
that's coming out with Neo 3). Some more than others, true, but they're all good
to some degree. This one is only number 4 because its attacks are slow. But,
even though I disapprove of archetypes, you could always use, cough, cough,
Rain, cough, Dance, cough, cough...
2. Dark--
Noctowl: Hey Nite Owl! Let me do this one. Please?
Nite Owl: Hmm, I geuss I could. All right.
Noctowl: Yay!
2. Dark Gyardos: The 70 HP and attack stink, but the pokemon power (watch
out for igglys; counter with, sigh, your own) is cool. Plus, its retreat cost is
only 2 instead of 3. Works great if you can somehow get a bunch of water on it
by way of some silly turtle, and if you can get enough damage that your opponent
will be afraid to attack, as their weakest attack would knock out D Gyardos, or
take a 50% chance that they'll be knocked out. Perhaps a Stage 2 psychic from
the Base set whose always holding spoons could help. (Noctowl! I didn't let you
do this one so you could poison the readers' minds with archetype filth! No
articles for you!)
1. Misty's Gyardos-The best strategy here is to use Fossil Muk (nothing
like taking out your opponent's powers while taking care of your own bad ones).
After you've dished out enough, built up a biggy, or taken too much, use Hyper
Devolution Spray, and try to get M's Gyardos to live to fight another
day.
Sote: Here are some runners up:
G's Gyardos: It's a Gyardos, it's good, just not good enough.
M's Psyduck: Didn't make the cut because it falls prey to
Amnesia.
Kingdra: Great attacks, it just takes to long, and for what you get, it's
not worth it.
Golduck (F):Mainly for its Hyper beam. Perhaps if the Wizards made a
stronger Psyduck...
Dark Wartortle: Like Wobuffet, but it's not weak to its own type (Ditto,
Venomoth, Confusion), easier to get, can still attack even when attacked with
(guess what) amnesia. It's just that there are better waters out
there.
I apologize if I do not agree that Feraligatr is NOT one of the best
cards.
Fly right,
Nite Owl
Like the wind,
Noctowl
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