Boy, I mess up on a lot of stuff don't I? For those of you who
haven't gotten too fed up with me to read any more articles, I need to mention
something about Miracle Berry + B' Primeape; I ment "Berry", not miracle Berry.
Sorry 
.
. Now, some more of Card Trek!
SICH: What is it?
HJ: I have adapted the sensors to identify it... it is Neo
Revelations!
CNO: What?
CEN: I'd love to gaze starry-eyed at it all day, captain, but we're
experiencing temperal disturbances!
CNO: What are they being caused by?
M: The creation of the Unown B and C quadrants... Structural integrity is
compromising!
CNO: Mr. CEN, take us out.
CEN: I'm trying to captain, but we're being sucked into the Unown B
quadrant!
CNO: How many people make up the ship's total crew?
CEN: Three-hundred-and-sixty-seven!
CNO: And how many escape pods are there?
CEN: Two!
CNO: AAAAAAAAAH!
(Everybody else says the same thing)
* * *
CNO: Ugh... Where are we?
SICH: On the surface of a planet in the Unown B quadrant, sir.
CNO: Well let's boldly go where no master has gone before!
SICH: Into the jungle of this new place?
CNO: No! Break the time record for high-tailing it home!
CEN: We might have a wee little problem with that, sir. The ship's a
wreck.
CNO: Slag! Well, I geuss we will be exploring the surface. SICH, M, and
DM, arm yourselves with Sneasels, and come with me...
Later, in the jungle...
CNO: Set Sneasels to Swipe, not Beat. Let's not upset anyone around
here...
SICH: Captain! Look!
A red, yellow, and blue beam shoot past the quartet.
CNO: Follow them!
M: Uh, sir? We're gonna' have a problem here.
CNO: Well, if you wanna' disobey your captain... Sick him, Sneasel!
Just then, the captain notices what M was talking about: a
Jumpluff, Ampharos, Houndoom, Crobat, Blissey, Kingdra, Ho-oh, metal
Magneton and Celebi popping out of the bushes.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAH!
The crew runs away.
SICH: Captain, sensor are reading a vessel directly overhead!
CNO: Scan it!
Archetype Doom
4 Discovery Hoppip
2 Revelations Skiploom
1 Genesis Skiploom
2 Revel. Jumpluff
3 Revel. Paras
2 Revel. Parasect
3 Chansey
2 Blissey
1 Revel. Murkrow
2 Smoochum
2 Cleffa
2 Darkness Energy
18 Grass Energy
4 Recycle Energy
4 Gold berry
2 Defender
4 Super energy removal
2 R's Training gym
CNO: Is it friend or foe?
M: No telling sir...
What will happen to these brave Trekkers? Find out on the next episode
of... Card Trek!
Cool, huh? Well, now I would like to uncover the power of shadows. You
know, the other version of that "really good" card. First, let's
identify some shadows:
Chompin' Gatr
Wheelin' Phlosion
Slammin' Meg (Ryan?)
Non-holo Tei
Non-holo Raik (Don't confuse that with the 3rd one...)
Non-holo Kune (An' he ain't a Davy's cap)
Psybeamin' Esp
Pursuin' Umbr
Wavin' Sabrina's Gen
Slammin' Wooper
Now, mirror versions:
Dunsparce-Abra (base)
Discovery Hoppip-Lt's Surge Spearow (the one without whirl- and razor
wind)-Rattata (base)
That's about it. I'm out of time. Next article will contain the powers of
these cards. Right now I have to go
buy 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 booster
packs of Neo 3 in hopes of getting Shiny Gyardos (not to mention every other
single card in the set). Since I am relatively low-funded, you can ask me where
to send all your money to (but not all your advertiesements, hate
mail, nasty stuff, viruses, etc.) at:
Fly right,
Nite Owl P.S.
The Link doesn't
work.