It's How You Play The Game
By:Joe Johnson
Hello, fellow Pokemon
players, traders, and judges. My name is Joe Johnson and this is my first TCG
stratigie. I will try to write good stratigies at lest once a month.(If you guys
are lucky once a week) My first topic is "It's How You Play The Game" This is
one of the most greatest stratigies anyone will tell you. Better from me than
from anyone else. Enough intro time for the good stuff.
I'ts How You Play The
Game
You people might think its how you sit
and play the face cards body, ext....
That's right most people just sit
there and play the game normally, but normal ain't how you win the tournement.
In my area you have to be bizzar to win the tournement. Proboly were you live
also.
The five things i'll
take about is:
-The deck
-The face
-The body
-The hands
-The opponent
The deck.
The deck should be legal to start with
but the appirence is the big thing. Have all of your cards in those cheap
sleves. You know the $1.00 ones. This way they think your cheap not having the
$8.00 ones. This makes the enemy play much softer.
Also shuffle up your deck so it is all
derange. Also play alot with a friend befor so the ends get worn and the edges
get dirt. This makes them think you must be dirty or stupid. Thats it for the
deck.
The face.
The face should be nutrel like
this : -l
The face shouldn't be happy like this
:-)
The face shouldn't be sad like
this :-(
So keep your face nutrel and don't speak
often. Because the enemy will know you have a trick up your sleve. When you want
themto think you have no energys no trainers and a single Pokemon. But you have
2 energys an oak one hitmonchan and a lickatung. Thats it for the
face.
REMEMBER don't SMILE
don't FROWN
The
body.
The morning of the tournment put on a
beer shirt and have a sloppy food for luch. Like sloppy Joes.(Named after
me.)
Make sure you have a pop stain or a beer
stain (If you can drink.) Carry a tatered card box a round. And carry only 7
dice they can't be the same they have to be odd. A tweeny sided would help and a
clear one. If it's still the summer were a pair of jean shorts. You know the
ones that hang down to your ankles. If' it's cold outside ware a pair of kakies
GREEN!
When you sit don't tremble and dont move
much. Keep your wrists on the table at all times.
The hands.
Keep your hand together like this not
far a part like this.
(note. I got this off a stratagie a long
time a go so thanks to unonomies)
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You get the picture right?
The reson is so that your opponent
dosen't know how many cards you have in your hand. I win tournies by counting
cards in hands.
Enough about hands time to the
opponent.
The opponent should be your sworn enemy
because usually it's you or him. Read your opponents deck face body and
hands.
Abbuse the rules.
Go threw there dicard pile count the
number of cards in thier hand and thier deck. If under 12 in the deck then stall
for a win.
Abbuse everything because you
can.
REMMEMBER abbuse abbuse
abbuse!
By: Joe johnson
P.s e-mail for help cause i'll
help.
peace out
rock on!