Hi everybody! I have decided to start a school
today with my Houndoom to fix peoples mistakes, clear up rumors and just plain
tell strategies. First I have to clear up this one mistake about the best
lightning Pokemon. First of all Raichu is not that popular. It has a
weak pre-evoulution and relies on coin flips. Now Houndoom and I will
start the lesson about Rocket's Zapdos against Electabuzz. First I need
some debaters. First we will have Scizor and Houndoom debate on this one:
Scizor: Rocket's Zapdos is worse because it has no speed.
Houndoom: Rocket's Zapdos is better because it can do 40 damege on turn
two risk free.
Ok. Now we have the idea. Buzz can do either
10 damge with a chance of parylizing the opponent, or thirty damge with ten
damege to itself or 40 with no damge to itself. Now Sparky Bird can do 40
on turn two with no risks. That is better speed wise. Now back to
the debate:
Houndoom: Electabuzz has a weakness and no resistance!
Where Sparky Bird has the exact oppisite!
Scizor:
Well....er.......er Electabuzz can win against people quicker.
Houndoom: I don't really think so metal brain!
Scizor: AT
LEAST BUZZ CAN EAT YOU ALIVE!!!
Me: Scizor. The results are
in.
Scizor: I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!
Me: Not really. According to all the info we have got Buzz
is not as good. Scizor. With 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 votes
you are the weakest link Good bye my metal brained friend
Scizor: DIE ZAPDOS AND HOUNDOOM
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BING BING BING! Ok the lesson is over for today. You can
contact me at - Steel
Houndoom