How to...Create a Webpage : (aka: You Know Things Have Gone Horribly Wrong When...) By: andy
What I am going to talk about is how to create a web site. So, let's
get to my first tip. If you do not have anything to add... do not make a web site. OK, so now that we have that out of the way we can move on. You
build a web site to promote something that you really enjoy. The purpose is usually to
educate others on something that you love. Now when you create a web site you either want to have a new idea or
take an old idea and do it better than anyone has ever done it. Actually I am going to
revert to the process I used in an editorial I wrote a while back, but never put on the
internet (well, actually I lost it :) ). So now read on to learn some great tips You Know Things Have Gone Horribly Wrong When You Do This 1. The name of the web site is very important, but you know things
have gone horribly wrong when you do this. You take your name, my name is Andy so I will
give you an example. Ex. Andy's Dragonball Z Website. Another thing not to do is name your
site Gokuh's Dragonball Z web page. Not many people have pulled this off. Two of the
people were VegettoEX and SREDBZ who's site's are still amazing. Like the saying goes do
not read a book by its cover. Still though take my tips. Here are a few other names that
you should not use because they have been used many times and with each of these a major
site has emerged Dragonball Z Extreme, Planet Vegita, and Planet Namek. So be careful, the
name is very important. 2. Now here is the next part that doesn't have anything to do with
the content of the page. Now this is going to be two tips in one. The first part of the
tip is to create a good design. Please do not create a page with animated GIFs all over
it. They take forever to load and usually they are just taken from other sites. This is
the biggest tip that says "Hey, I'm a page pirate!!". Also do not make your
opening image ridiculously large, Im not sure what to say about that, just use your
good judgment. Now also You know when things have gone horribly wrong when the colors for
you page are pink and yellow. That just hurts people's eyes and will be target for more
that your fare share of laughs. You know things have gone horribly wrong when you have 10
web ring banners on your site, can I saw desperate. Also you know things have gone
horribly wrong when your site has been open for 2 days and you have 500,000 hits, talk
about getting caught with your pants done. Now for the second tip. You know when things
have gone horribly wrong when your site is named Dragonball Planet and somehow your info
and layout are the exact same as Planet Namek. Geez, you got caught twice in one day with
your pants down. OK now I am going to divert from the tips and share a personal
experience (actually it had to do with another site) that involved the second tip in tip
number two. There was a site ( I can't recall the name) that copied Planet Namek's design
and info to the tee. Actually they did manage to change the colors around a little bit.
OK, now Mr.E found this guy and exposed him to the world. Now this is were it gets
interesting. The guys e-mail was given and he was bombarded with e-mails. So I went to go
look at his site and all of a sudden there was a new staff member on the site. And he was
declaring that he had done it all. The stealing and copying was all done by him and to
e-mail him all of the hate mail. Does this seem a little suspicious. So anyway it turns
out that this guy created a new e-mail account to get everyone off of his back. So this
was quite interesting and now I must say this. You know things have gone horribly wrong
when you are like this guy. 3. Now if you want to be very tricky then follow this rule to the
exact. Go to a web site like SREDBZ's, a site with great images. Find out the links to his
images and then link directly from your site to his. Wow, you will safe space and still
get some great images. Oh my gosh, please smack me now! Please if you do this I will find
you and then send you hate mail for being an idiot and having no respect for people who
work there asses off. So remember, you know things have gone horribly wrong when you link
images and other things from another site. 4. Earlier I talked about having originality. So this is something
you shouldn't do. If you ever want to know if I site has stolen the first thing you should
do is make sure that the site has an attacks page, timeline, power level's (make sure that
they go past the Freeza saga and then don't say that they are a estimation), character
BIOS, and story guide. Now have you ever noticed that whenever you go to
http://www.geocities.com/paradise/city/6734. da dada dada dada that you see those sections
that I listed on about every other site. Well don't worry they are stolen. So this brings
me to say that you can do these section's just create them from what you know and make it
creative. Also it means to have variety. So you know things have gone horribly wrong when
you notice that your site has done this rule. 5. Now this is one of the absolute greatest things to do. After you
have stolen all your material please put a disclaimer at the bottom of the page, actually
I will make one for you. Here use this " Hey DuDe, this is my stuff and if you Stealz
itz I'mz gunna hunts you done and killz youz". Okie dokie it is done you have just
either created a great site or a horrible site, wait a minute no you didn't please read
on. Jeez, do you expect me to tell you everything. No be creative, have
new ideas, be original, have some fun, educate, promote, and yes I already said this, but
have fun. That is the whole purpose, have fun with what you do or it is all a waste. So
just remember that you know things have gone horribly wrong when you have used the
following 5 rules. ( have I confused you, yes I know the first 2 or 3 rules were
actually what you should not do, but then I turned the last couple rules into ways to have
a bad site. Anyway I feel any intelligent human being would understand what I am trying to
say. **note to reader- the phrase "You know things have gone horribly wrong
when..." was used 10 times)