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Pojo's Dragonball - What If?

What if.... a DNA test proves that Vegeta is not really trunks father(but Goku is)?



From: Shaun Fludd
Sent: Monday, October 09, 2006 5:15 PM


What if goku is really trunks father.



Goku only married Chi-Chi because he didn't really know she would grow up to look so ugly ( yea, goku thinks she is ugly.) They had a stressful marriege and thats why Goku didn't give a f--k about dying. This is what will happen.



Goku had an affair with bulma. The DBZ saga on freiza never told that while Goku was healing he and bulma was talking to eachother and flirting. after the defeat of frieza goku went to that other planet to learn instant transmission, but he felt loney. He played with himself every night. He wanted pu--y bad. when he came back to earth he wanted to f--k chi-chi, but she didn't let him crack. Goku went to his misstress bulma and she let him crack. Goku at first wore condoms on bulma. One day he ran out of condoms so he said f--k it and screwed her anyway. She became pregnate. she wanted an abortion but the docter could not get rid of a super saiyan baby. She didn't want to go out like a used ho so she saduced ugly big headed vegeta. That dumb a-- actually fell for it and thought the kid was his. Alright now this is when the s--t goes down. Bulma feels so sorry, so she goes on the maury show and takes goku and vegeta with her. the DNA test proves that Krillin is the father. Yea thats right, krillin. So Vegeta cries like a B--ch again. He turns into a Supersaiyan. Vegeta kills Bulma and her child. Goku kills Krillin for playin him out ( Krillin should never sleep with his friends ho). Chi-chi gets angry that Goku slept with bulma so she sleeps with the three eyed guy and Vegeta. Goku got so pissed that he killed gohan and put a note on his head. The note read: Chi-chi I am a murderer now, your next. The andriods wanted to fight Goku so decided instead of finding Goku, make Goku find them by having sex with Chi-Chi. So they F--ked Chi-Chi and she enjoyed it. Goku became a super saiyan 4 because his pride was hurt. his power level became 1,000,000,000 and he killed the andriods. He killed Chi-chi and her dad. He ate ikaris (gohans pet). Goku knew that he and vegeta had to fight. Vegeta reveiled the most shoking thing out of anger. His dad f--ked Gokus mom before she meet his dad. Yea thats right, Vegeta and goku are brothers. Vegeta had another secrete, He wished for a power level of a quazilion yesterday from the dragon.



Quazilion in DBZ is 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
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000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,00000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,0000,
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000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,0000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,0000,0000,000,00000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Goku knew he was f--ked up so he wet his pants and vegeta let him live in shame. Goku got teased for weting his pants. goku decided to kill vegeta by blowing earth up. goku used a spirit bomb to explode earth. everyone died. In the after life goku was sent to hell for being such a sissy and frieza clowned his ass. Goku had nothing more to do but cry like a sissy. All that because he had no p-ssy. All that because he was trunks father. That is why he would of been better off f--king his right hand. Now he is dead and being made fun of for the rest of Emortallity.

Oh yea: and Brolly decided to go crunck on baby since he couldn't find Goku. And gohan and krillin became lovers.

By travel

 

 


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