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							Today, we review a decent card that’s seeing more 
							play in my meta. The unicorn fish remix commonly 
							known as Aqua Surfer.  
							
							
							  
							
							
							Aqua Surfer 
							
							
							Civilization: Water 
							
							
							Family: Liquid People 
							
							
							Mana: 6 
							
							
							Attack: 2000 
							
							
							Ability: Shield Trigger, Bounces a monster on the 
							field to their owner’s hand. 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Ok, this card is alright. It’s not the most amazing, 
							but it does get the job done. A person at my meta 
							uses a 4-color shield trigger deck, and this card 
							basically saved him in the finals, so my review may 
							be one-sided, but… 
							
							
							  
							
							
							
							The Plus Side 
							
							
							
							  
							
							
							This card is a very nice addition to the water 
							civilization, as if they really need more help on 
							the whole bouncing aspect. It’s a basic unicorn 
							fish, only shield triggerized, which is amazing. I’m 
							not really sure how much leverage this card has over 
							the unicorn fish, but it is decent. I can go on and 
							on about the major competition between the 3 big 
							bouncers, but I’ll get to that later.  
							
							
							 
							Let’s start with the shield trigger. If you been 
							playing this game at all, you’d know that ANY shield 
							trigger is amazing. Having a nice amount of shield 
							triggers in your deck can determine your ability to 
							turn the game around, and this is one of those cards 
							that do so. So long alcadeias, Ballom, Valdios, Huge 
							fatty Monster, and that’s just the tip of the 
							iceberg. 
							
							
							  
							
							
							The second ability: the bounce. This monster is a 
							basic Spiral Gate turned monster. If you like spiral 
							gate, and are willing to pay extra mana, then this 
							is the card for you.  
							
							
							  
							
							
							
							The Negative Side 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Ok, I really can’t say that much about the positives 
							because I think that there really isn’t a place for 
							this card anymore. Let’s look at the stats. 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Corile-Craziest Bouncer ever. 
							
							
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							5 mana 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							2000 power 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							bounce to top of deck 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Unicorn Fish 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							4 mana 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							1000 power 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							bounce to hand 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Aqua Surfer 
							
							
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							6 mana 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							2000 power 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							bounce to hand 
							
							
							-         
							
							
							shield trigger 
							
							
							  
							
							
							As you can see, there are pluses and minuses to all 
							3. Aqua surfer is the most expensive, but has the 
							most advantageous effects, just not a bounce better 
							than Corile and a mana cost better than the Unicorn 
							Fish. I think it’s up to you. If you’re willing to 
							pay the extra 2 mana for the shield trigger-ness, 
							then go Aqua Surfer. If you need speed, go Unicorn 
							Fish. Always Use Corile :) 
							
							
							  
							
							
							The mana cost for Aqua Surfer is painful. With the 
							same amount of mana, you could play 3 spiral gates 
							or 1 and a unicorn fish, so the amount of bouncing 
							for the cost does not really match the card. The 
							surfer does have the shield trigger, but how much 
							better is it to pay 2 more mana for the same effect 
							as a card that already exists. Look at it like this 
							
							
							Torcon- shield trigger, but same mana as Burning 
							Mane or Steel Smasher 
							
							
							Kamikaze- Shield trigger, but same cost as a vorg, 
							titan, or brawler 
							
							
							Locomotiver- Shield Trigger, but one cheaper than 
							Masked Horror 
							
							
							Aqua surfer- Shield Trigger, but 2 more than 
							unicorn Fish? 
							
							
							  
							
							
							See? To me the card is unproportional to the 
							standard of shield trigger monsters. Considering its 
							effect and its impact on the game, yeah, I get the 
							increase, but why 6? What could I play with 6? 
							
							
							1 Unicorn Fish + Spiral gate? 
							
							
							3 Spiral Gate? 
							
							
							Corile? 
							
							
							Not that much, but this card is meant to be in the 
							shields. Run emerald or use green with mana Nexus 
							and other stuff that edits your shields. Then you 
							get the full potential of Surfer. 
							
							
							  
							
							
							
							The Limited Side 
							
							
							
							  
							
							
							This card would be crazy in draft. This is one of 
							those cards you wish to get to take care of that 
							annoying as hell monster that you can’t get rid of. 
							Plus, good shield triggers in limited is great. If 
							you can pick up shield trigger monsters in limited, 
							do not hesitate. It’ll pay off. See it like this: 
							
							
							Opponent: “yea, you can’t stop my La Byle. He’ll 
							kill up all your small monsters” 
							
							
							You: “great…Aqua Surfer…” 
							
							
							Opponent:” Aw damn…” 
							
							
							You:” Youse dead, mans. I cut you up so bad, that, 
							that, you didn’t wish that I cut you up so bad” 
							
							
							 
							Sorry about that. Had to go with the family Guy. I 
							gots a bad roach problem ;). But, yea, you get the 
							point. It’s amazing. 
							
							
							  
							
							
							  
							
							
							
							The Recap 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Let’s review the + and – again 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Plus 
							
							
							- shield trigger 
							
							
							- bounces 
							
							
							- liquid person 
							
							
							- amazing in limited and shield switch decks 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Minus 
							
							
							- Corile puts it to shame 
							
							
							- Unicorn Fish is better at times 
							
							
							- 6 is awfully high for a bounce card. 
							
							
							- Is 2 mana with the shield triggerness? 
							
							
							- Unproportional to other shield trigger and their 
							ability 
							
							
							  
							
							
							
							Constructed(Blue + Shield Editors)-3/5- 
							
							It’s workable, but wouldn’t a terror pit or natural 
							or something be better?... 
							
							
							
							Constructed(Blue)-2.5/5- 
							I have a split opinion on this. It’s alright, but 
							there are things better than it, namely Corile and 
							at times Unicorn Fish. 
							
							
							
							Limited-4/5- 
							Take it, use it, abuse it. You have no real reason 
							to not take it. 
							
							
							
							Art-3.5/5- 
							Surf on, Aqua Surfer….Surf on…. 
							
							
							  
							
							
							Well, that’s it for Aqua Surfer. If anyone has any 
							questions, comments, concerns, complaints, e-mail me 
							at  
							
							
							
							pt_1bc_2@yahoo.com 
							
							
							Later Days… 
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