Hey Pojo People! I’ve been out for 2
weeks because of a family situation, but it’s
resolved now, so I can get back to what I normally
do…write reviews of cards? Alright then…
With the new Thundercharge already a
week old, I can’t see much in the set worth using.
Just about a couple cards are decent. Will we hit
one today? Let’s move on and see…
Headlong Giant
Civilization: Nature
Type: Giant
Mana Cost: 9
Power: 14000
Ability: Triple Breaker
Can’t attack when you have no hand
When it attacks, discard a card from
your hand
Cannot be blocked by a monster 4000
power or less
The Rundown
I saw it in draft…In a deck that is.
Never once saw it played. I mean, 9 mana is really
friggin high! It’s green, so it moves fast, but why
spend 9 mana for this thing? You could almost play 2
Hopeless Vortex, and you chose this?
The Positive Side
Ready to see the best acting you’ve
ever seen?
This card is so freakin amazing! I
mean, 14000 power is craziness. Only 1 has power
higher than this, and that’s The Billion Degree.
Something good about this card is
that it triple breaks. That takes out half your
attacks in one hit, so that’s a plus. It can also
can bypass the 4000 or less blockers that can tend
to screw it over. The only blocker that people are
somewhat using is Angler Cluster. It can get through
potential threats in blockers like Cursed Pincher.
That’s it. It’s a giant, but that’s
not a very promising family until much later…
The Negative Side
Ok, I’m done acting. I’m no Sidney
Poitier…
This card is amazing…ly bad. If you
can find a way to use this well, then good luck to
you.
To have this monster of a nature card
out on the field, you need to spend 9 mana. You
could get out a Bronze-Arm and Fighter with 9 mana.
Actually, you only need 8! Oh Boy!
If you’re actually lucky enough to
have this thing last out the turn after you played
it or you speed attack boost it with a Legionnare
Lizard, then you need a hand, which won’t always
happen if you have 9 mana, unless you’re going
Ill-folk or something. So if you have a hand, you
need to discard to have it attack, which is crap.
Now look at the other Nature Triple
Breaker. That thing is Nocturnal Giant. That card
only needs 7 mana, Has 14000 attacking power, no
drawbacks in effect, and still triple breaks. And
it’s still a giant! So why use this guy? Heck, why
the hell isn’t nocturnal a super if this guy is?
Finally, here’s “what else could you
use?”
-Uh…Nocturnal Giant?!!!
- Bronze/Torcon/Shouter/Mane/Any 3
Beast Folk + Fighter
- 2 sets of Barkwhips and beast folks
- 1 Turn away from 2 Hopeless Vortex
Wow. Even consider this card…no. Just
don’t Stay away…
The Limited Side
Good luck getting 9 mana when you
only have this set available. Not the most likely
thing to happen. It’s only use is to be a green mana.
I mean, when your opponent has a Kooc Pollon on the
field turn 2. then this guy is probably the last
thing you want to see. That is, assuming that you
already was shred to tears when it was in your
starting hand…
The Recap
Here’s the + and – Recap
Pluses
+ Bypasses most blockers in the meta
+ Triple Breaker
+ It’s a super…
Minuses
- You need a hand
- You have to discard
- 9 Mana…holy crap…
- Nocturnal Giant so much better…
Constructed – 1.5/5 –
The only reason why I give it the
second lowest grade instead of the lowest is because
of his bypass ability. Since most blockers are 4000
or less, it does help the card slightly, but
it’s still horrible. Go with Nocturnal if you really
want to…
Limited – 1/5 –
Even worse. Can you get to 9 mana in limited. It’s
not that likely at all. I mean, it can happen if you
try, but you’ll either have it be killed or you’ll
run out of a hand. Pick your poison…
Art – 2/5 –
Even it’s picture doesn’t make sense. Grrr…Which
one’s the head???
Well, that’s it for Headlong Giant.
If anyone has a question, Comment/Concern/Complaint,
a reply to a review or article, or you just want to
talk about the game, E-Mail me at
nimbly@gmail.com
Later Days…
I’ll have your Thundercharge report
done tomorrow. Who knows when I’ll get posted…
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