Valiant Warrior Exorious

Type: Creature
Civilization: Fire
Race: Armorloid
Mana Cost: Six
Rules Text:

This creature can attack untapped creatures.
Power attacker +3000 (While attacking, this creature gets +3000 power.)
Flavor Text:

"If you ever want to find me, just look between the explosions."

Power: 4000+

Rarity: Very Rare    

Set: Stompatrons of Invincible Wrath

Power/Cost: Six mana is on the high end of the spectrum. You need a decent creature body in return for spending such a significant amount of mana. What does Exorious supply? Just a measly 4000 attack power. Assuming Exorious lives long enough to attack, he can kill all the little weenie creatures that probably cost less and come with superior abilities. The only good thing about the 4k power level is that he can survive Searing Wave. Whoop-dee-do.

Civilization/Race: There are currently eight mediocre Armorloids and one above average Armorloid. Valiant Warrior Exorious is not the above average card. The race as a whole has precious little support and no evolution creatures. Moving along to something hopefully more exciting...

Effects: Time to recap. For six mana you get a creature that has 7k power (when attacking) and can attack untapped creatures. Now compare this to Gatling Skyterror. For one more mana, you get a creature with 7k power (all the time), can attack untapped creatures, and has double breaker. I see Gatling as the more valuable card based on that comparison, despite being a horrible card overall. So if Exorious is worse than an already terrible card, he must be especially terrible. Now the only question that remains is why WotC keeps making Very Rare cards suck so badly.

Constructed: 1.5/5

Mr. Exorious, meet the n00b who will be taking you from my trade binder. This card honestly has no value in regular play. Even if you did want your deck to include a powerhouse finisher, there are much better options.

Limited: 3.5/5