Top
10 List
Top Ten Crazy Duel
Masters Scene Inspirations.
(Authors Note: Most of these
inspirations didn't happen, but a few of them did, although they were
tweaked and exagerated a bit.)
List:
10: Rakuta flying through the
air.
This is getting old, but it's still
like a classic. It's funny at first(Even though it's a TR cliche`) and it(and
some people next door) kind of screamed 'Lookie! I've been to Neverland!'.
Either that or 'Hey! I found an Arboc!' Anyways, a possible scene is right
here.
~~~
Rakuta: (Flying through the air:)
WHOOOOOOOO--(Bumps into TR) Hello.
TR:
Incomming.
All: (Bump into plain, and
then land safly in a haystack)
~~~
I know, weird. Several people have
tried doing this at home, and I must say my friend
The exploding food was inspired by
the 'pop' and the shrimp jumping into the air when they DID explode....By the
way, are there good seafood resturants in that
show?
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9: Mimi's grass
staines.
Scene(Not that
accurate):
Rakuta: I hope he
wins!
Seiyuka: I hope he'll be
alright...
Mimi: I think I'm getting grass-staines on my
skirt...
~~~~
This can inspire many things; like
my cousins 'invention' of a grass--stain remover, and one that 'prevents' grass
stains. Both of which are total failures. Instead of 'removing' grass stains,
the 'grass-de`-fire'.(aka the 'rear-burner') has the strange effect of burning
through clothes(Thanks to the Orange Juice and Iodine), and turning them
green(Toothpaste, Food Coloring, and Listerine.) Although the clothes are
normaly unharmed, my best friend's sacrifice of his rear's skin was something to
behold. Although it(not giving away genders) was bandaged and
it wound up unable to sit for weeks. The good thing is that we found a
useful methode of disposing of Listerine.
The 'Grass Sheild' aka 'Goo-bath'
was not pretty. All it realy did was look like snot and blow up and stink in
your face. However, it burned whenever you touch it. I don't know WHAT was in
that stuff, but it WAS pretty nasty when it got in my friends hair. She's
currently growing that section back.
8. Knight's Camera
Fight.
~~~~
Knight: This--- camera is way to
close.
~~~~
My friend and I were doing
screen cut animation, and I decided to put my crazy-bones thing-on-a-string and
spin it around in front of the camera. The bad news is it crashed into it
and(since I had been working on it) got pink, sparkly, nail-polish all over the
lense. It has currently hardened, and all of our videos are now known as
'Disney's Princess Pagents'. Not sure why, but it wasn't pretty when my cousin
started making wise-cracks about the tape. We used Nail-Polish remover, and it's
off now.
7. Cooking
Chaos.
Scene:
Shubo: (Can't remember what
else he said) Cliche` TV has failed
me!
~~~~
Results:
Well, let's just say never drink a
liter of Mountain Dew Code Red and then watch Duel Masters. It can be very
painful to your Vacume Cleaner, that happens to be new; Coffe supply,
which your mother can't 'live' without; rotting,
moldy, six-month old food and Laundry
Detergent.
WARNING: Keep all 'Gigi soup' away
from grandma's denchers. It is also not to be used for carpet Shampoo,
recharging batteries, enhancing coffe-grounds, and is not very edible. (We
didn't eat it, trust me!)
I'm not sure HOW we came up with
that, but for some reason the song 'Cookie Montser' we were playing for my baby
cousin had some sort of effect on that.
6. Singing
Disturbence.
~~~~
Scene:
Hakuo summons the Holy Awe, aka
'Bright, Shiny Thingy of Holy Light Stuff'.
~~~~
Results: A Gutair solo by my cousin
sounded like something from DW1(You know, when the digimon talk) and eating
punet butter at the same time. This may not sound funny, but when your
laid-back, simaller(Don't know how to spell that.) to KH
Riku-combined-with-Leon cousin yells 'Hey! Lookie at Hamtaro! I love Penut
Butter!' It can be disturbing,.Especially when his hard-rock band starts playing
the theme(sounding like it was juiced up by Ozzy Ozborn) with unchanged lyrics,
your best friend friend starts doing the mocorana to it, and baby cousins
start doing the hampster dance and hamtaro theme dance around him in a circle,
it gets pretty funny. (If you want a simally, picture Cell doing the mocorana,
KH Leon singing the song while playing the rock gutair, Vegeta on the drums,
Goku on the keyboard, and the lead kid is Mirai Trunks with the rest being FF6
Kefkas.)
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5. Party Gone
Bad.
Scene:
Theme
Song:
You al know it, so I'm gonna skip
it.
~~~~
Results: A kareoke party that ended
in disaster. My friend threw it when her parents were out of town. Everyone was
either drunk or on a suger-high(I was on a suger-high, I never drink anything
alchoholic) and the speakers were booming loud. Her brother was singing 'Hit Me
Baby One More Time' by Britney spears, with everyone either so waisted they
liked it, or the people on Suger-Highs dancing like they were on fire, rabid,
and were totally super-charged with nuclear energy. It looked kinda like...I
dunno...like Random Insanity. When her parents came back very early,
things got a little intense. Some of the guys got restraining orders, and the
house looked like somebody hit it with a nuclear atomic bomb. In the end,
everyone managed to make it out alive, especially when her father decided to
play 'I Love You' by Barney. It made everyone panick and either stumble or
bounce out of the house like they were on mega-charged-pogo-sticks. If you want
to know how that went over with everyone's parents, you can just ask them.
However, if I were you, I would make sure I was wearing
heavy-armored...anything.
It was funny while it lasted,
especialy when another Christian(Who wasn't waisted or on a Suger-high) came up
and rapped 'RAWKFIST' by Thousand Foot Crush. He got a perfect score, and
everyone LOVED it. It was good until everyone started getting waisted, so we all
left.
I know the ending because somebody
called up and I answered it.
I had earlier recieved a call
from my friend's Parents, and they said they were comming home. After the
rap, I told eveyrone about it on the microphone, but they were to waisted to
care. Me and most(Mainly Christian) friends left early. Not just because we
didn't want to get caught, but also because the party was thrown without their
parents knowlage/permission and it wasn't
right.
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4. Dueling
Free-For-All.
Hakuo's Formation of Terror(Which he
shouldn't have been able to do this.) attacked that guy with the instant food
line and beat him. He shouldn't have been able to do it because he had five
cards on the playing feild, and he attacked a sixth time and hit the guy from
Shang Hai. We noticed that, and it gave the
inspiration.
~~~~
Results:
A Major Dueling Party. We went into
a free-for-all, and I was one of the later ones out(We ALL just started playing,
except for one of us, who won). We managed to kick each other's butts, but we
were drinking Mountain Dew Code Red, and lost track of how much we were
drinking. After the party, we met at school after Spring Break(The party had
been to celebrate the start of it) and we were all so energetic the entire
sports teams we were on stayed out of our way. We were on a suger-high for three
weeks, and then we dropped down exaughsted from no sleep. We were all just fine,
however we were out of it for 14-78 hours. Nobody disturbed us, because they
knew we had just been up that long. The Doctors said we weren't in a coma, just
sleeping regularly from lack of sleep. Three days later all of us were up,
almost fully rested, and chose to keep away from the
stuff.
Alot of good THAT
did.
~~~~
3. Shobu's defeat at the hands of
Knight.
Scene: I never saw it, but my
friends did.
~~~~
Results:
Instead of Code Red, we drank coffe
this time. We THOUGHT it was decaf, but is wasn't. We weren't on a suger-high or
anything, but my friend has a reverse-effect on caffine, and she fell asleep in
the middle of a tournament we had in our neighbourhood. (It wasn't offical or
anything, just a little bit of practice for the real thing. It was set up by
yours truely, and we just had fun. The prize was my 'Zaagan, Knight of Darkness
Hallow-Foil'. I got in a booster pack and didn't want it(I KNOW it's a good
card, but I didn't want to have any darkness cards). We are all
rookies, but I won and I still have that dang card... We're going to try to
arrange another 'tournament', but all I need to do this time is NOT
compete. However, we're all staying away from Caffine for a
while...HOPEFULLY.
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2. The 'Chinese' guy's cooking
Reffs.
Scene: You already
know.
~~~~
My church was having a bake-sale, so
we wanted to make something special. My cousin thought 'tps' ment 'Tablespoons',
so you can imagine what the stuff looked like. It was a ticking time-bomb, and
it exploded all over Pastor David. Not pretty, but he just laughed it off. He
was wearing all blue that day, so it didn't leave that much of a stain,
considering it was splattered in a shape that looked(If you turned your
head, and squint a bit, wearing rose-tinted sunglasses) a bush that's on
fire. We shrugged, and if you're informed of what it is, you can
tell.
The reason this is number
two is that the Pastor was able to make several good sermones and
teachings while using this as an analogy. It was pretty
cool.
~~~~
1. All the espisodes we've seen so
far.
They're from Shobu's first duel
with Kokoshu, to the one where Hakuo dueled the Chinese
guy.
~~~~
Results:
We got this
estranged idea of holding a christian kareoke party. It went GREAT! Everyone
rapped, danced, and sang alot. It's not much of a story, however we had a Random
Insanity contest that sounded like something out of FF.net's archives(Anywere
you go, there's random insanity). We DID manage to figure out why we liked Duel
Masters, though:
All the crazy inspirations always
gave us something to look back on and laugh, and we never had to look to far to
find friendship, family, good times, and a few stink bombs, either. All we need
now, is some peace and quiet for a while, and we're
set.
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