From:
DrgnSlyrX@aol.com [mailto:DrgnSlyrX@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, November 01, 2004 5:13
PM
To:
dmstaff@pojo.com
Subject: top
ten favorite darkness flavor texts
Have you ever noticed
that darkness civilization has some really funny flavor texts? I have. These are
some of my
favorites in no
particular order.
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Gigastand: Even nasty,
rampaging invaders get a little homesick
sometimes.
Gray Balloon, Shadow
of Greed: It's the thing that goes squish in the
night.
Photocide, Lord of the
Wastes: I will snuff out the sun and the stars! Then I will move on the the
candles and lanterns.
If I have time, maybe
I'll put out those glow sticks people wear around their necks. But the sun is
first!
Poison Worm: You won't
get any dessert until you finish eating your
friends!
Swamp Worm: Flesh is
its food, bones are its toothpicks.
Ultracide Worm: My
little worm is all grown up!
Bone Piercer: What do
mean that's not food? Just bring me some
ketchup!
Ghastly Drain: If
you're not getting nightmares, you're not trying hard
enough.
Scratchclaw: Uh-oh, my
nose itches.
Baraga, Blade of
Gloom: War isn't a game. Sure, one side wins and one side lsoes, and it is a lot
of fun, but... well...
hey, maybe it is a
game.
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Like em? hate em?
wanna come sic a chaos worm on me? My name is Eric and my e-mail is DrgnSlyr
X@AOL.com