REVIEWED BY CRAMCOMPANY

Today we'll be reviewing Iron Monger from Armor Wars

Iron Monger THE BAIN of Iron man’s existence!  Iron Monger stole the secrets of Tony Starks suit and (based on this click version of it), used it to make a far more expensive, but suckier version of the Iron Man costume.  This far more bulky suit was used by Iron Monger to slightly annoy the real Iron Man, until Iron Man put Monger in his place.  Once Monger realized he was a moron, he offed himself.  But left the suit behind, so in future comics somebody else could steal it.

Unique:  110 points, No Team

MOVEMENT:  YES!  NO MOVE AND SHOOT ABILITIES!  Who would want to be able to attack and move in the same turn anyway?

ATTACK:  Super strength which is mediocre and psychic blast when his attack is only 6!

DEFENSE:  Impervious, invulnerability and toughness backed with high defense throughout.

DAMAGE:  Ranged combat midway through, which is fairly useful.  Low base damage throughout….very very low.  Pathetic.

SCULPT:  He’s big, slow, and stupid.  Thus very accurate.

OVERALL: 

·                     No move and attack abilities make him already pretty bad

·                     Low damage makes him a poor brick.

·                     No team

·                     No real attack values

·                     No point in using him.

·                     His defense is not great, just average for his points.

He is retardedly bad.  Almost the opposite of Ultimate Thor.  Ultimate Thor is great, thus Iron Monger is terrible.

SHE RECEIVES 0.5 OUT OF A POSSIBLE 5 THUMBS UP!

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Cramcompany

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