REVIEWED BY CRAMCOMPANY
Today we'll be reviewing Iron Monger from
Armor Wars
Iron Monger THE BAIN of Iron man’s existence! Iron
Monger stole the secrets of Tony Starks suit and
(based on this click version of it), used it to make
a far more expensive, but suckier version of the
Iron Man costume. This far more bulky suit was used
by Iron Monger to slightly annoy the real Iron Man,
until Iron Man put Monger in his place. Once Monger
realized he was a moron, he offed himself. But left
the suit behind, so in future comics somebody else
could steal it.
Unique: 110 points, No Team
Dial 1
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General Dial
Information |
Front Arc |
360 |
Range |
10 |
Rear Arc |
0 |
Range Attacks |
1 |
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X-Axis Shows Clicks, Y-Axis
Shows Stats |
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1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
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Speed - Wing |
9 |
9 |
9 |
8 |
8
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8
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8
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7 |
7 |
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Attack |
9
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8
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8
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7
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7
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6
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6
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6 |
5 |
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Defense |
17 |
17
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17
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16
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16 |
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15 |
15 |
14 |
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Damage |
3 |
3 |
2
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2
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2
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2 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
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MOVEMENT:
YES! NO MOVE AND SHOOT ABILITIES! Who would want
to be able to attack and move in the same turn
anyway?
ATTACK:
Super strength which is mediocre and psychic blast
when his attack is only 6!
DEFENSE:
Impervious, invulnerability and toughness backed
with high defense throughout.
DAMAGE:
Ranged combat midway through, which is fairly
useful. Low base damage throughout….very very low.
Pathetic.
SCULPT:
He’s big, slow, and stupid. Thus very accurate.
OVERALL:
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No move and attack abilities make him already pretty
bad
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Low damage makes him a poor brick.
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No team
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No real attack values
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No point in using him.
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His defense is not great, just average for his
points.
He is retardedly bad. Almost the opposite of
Ultimate Thor. Ultimate Thor is great, thus Iron
Monger is terrible.
SHE RECEIVES 0.5 OUT OF A POSSIBLE 5
THUMBS UP!
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Clix
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