Subject: My Top Ten
Before I begin my Top Ten, I want to go on ahead and give an honorable mention to all the Fusion and Ritual Monsters in the game. I don’t have Polymerization, so the Fusion Monsters don’t have a Top Ten. And since there aren’t enough Ritual Monsters in English for a Top Ten of their own, they are not here, either. With an immunity to Trap Hole, these Special Summons are worth playing, whether their stats are crappy or not. The strongest Fusions I have are Skull Knight and the Black Skull Dragon (Yeah!), and my strongest Ritual is Crab Turtle. These guys are vulnerable to Magic Jammer, but that’s where 7 Tools come in, right?
Now, to my Top Ten!
Top Ten Normal Monster Cards
10) Giant Soldier of Stone--The only bad thing about it is it can be Trap Holed
9) Prevent Rat--It can’t be Trap Holed and has the same 2000 DEF as #10
8) 7 Colored Fish--I don’t have a La Jinn
7) Harpie’s Brother--I finally have one! Great beatdown Monster
6) Labyrinth Wall--3000 DEF for one Tribute? Sign me up! A great alternative for the next card
5) Summoned Skull--2500 ATK for one Tribute? Sign me up!
4) Mystical Elf--She’s just too kawaii (Japanese for cute) and she can’t be Trap Holed. And she has 2000 DEF!
3) Dark Magician--He’s Yugi’s favorite card, but he is also one of my favorite Monsters. People bash on him like there is no tomorrow. Well, don’t come crying to me when Black Paladin (A Fusion Monster that requires DM) comes over to our shores and starts kicking your buttocks
2) Gemini Elves--Sexy mommas with 1900 ATK. Enough said
1) Wingweaver--She’s a Pharaoh’s Servant Common, she has 2750 ATK, and she’s just beautiful to look at. Why not use her?
Top Ten Effect Monster Cards
10) Witch’s Apprentice--She powers up my Dark dudes and weakens Blue Eyes
9) Wall of Illusion--She will stop your La Jinns cold and return them to your hand!
8) Spear Cretin--Think of him as a walking Monster Reborn, but you’re able to put a dead Monster back on the field in face-down Defense Mode
7) Man-Eater Bug--Jinzo keeping you from using Traps? Sic this bug on him
6) 4-Starred Ladybug--All your opponent’s Level 4 Monsters will die the moment she is flipped
5) Mask of Darkness--I think I’ll take Trap Hole out of my Graveyard now
4) Reaper of the Cards--Think of him as a Trap Master with 1930 DEF
3) Trap Master--Sure he’ll die if you put him in Defense Mode, but you’ll send a Trap Card of your choice to the Graveyard with him
2) Witch of the Black Forest--She lets you find nasty beatdown Monsters and she really is kawaii in the Yu-Gi-Oh show. That’s right; in the original version Rebecca said she was cute!
1) Maha Vailo--Her+Axe of Despair=See you later Blue Eyes!
Top Ten Magic Cards
10) The Shallow Grave--I love this card; put a dead Monster back on the field in face-down Defense Mode
9) Malevolent Nuzzler--700 extra ATK points and a very sexy babe to drool at is nothing to complain about
8) Dark Hole--I don’t have a Raigeki
7) Nobleman of Crossout--Send that opposing Magician of Faith packing. No Raigeki for you, dude
6) Nobleman of Extermination--Be gone Trap Hole!
5) The Reliable Guardian--This card keeps saving my butt
4) Rush Recklessly--Your Blue Eyes will not rape my Wingweaver this turn
3) Change of Heart--I’m gonna take your Summoned Skull and Tribute him for my Labyrinth Wall!
2) Monster Reborn--Aaah! Your Blue Eyes did rape my Wingweaver! But no sweat, I’ll just play Monster Reborn! Go get him, Wingweaver!
1) Axe of Despair--...Oh, and here’s an extra 1000 ATK to whoop his butt with!
Top Ten Trap Cards
10) Wakobu--You can say “no” to Direct Damage! Just flip Wakobu
9) Enchanted Javelin--When will your opponent learn? When you say “no“, you mean it!
8) Reverse Trap--One of the best Trap Cards in the game. With this, you can make Flash Assailant gain 400 ATK and DEF for the cards in your hand instead of losing it!
7) Ultimate Offering--Make an army of beatdown monsters in a blink of an eye
6) Trap Hole--Your Summoned Skull needs to watch his step
5) Magic Jammer--Send a card in your hand to the Graveyard and stop Raigeki for one full turn!
4) 7 Tools of the Bandit--Okay pal, you’ve gone too far. Just Desserts? I thought I said I won’t take Direct Damage, you moron! Take that!
3) Mirror Force--All of your opponent’s attacking monsters will die!
2) Gift of the Mystical Elf--Don’t be a fool. 300 Life Points for every monster on the field can mean the difference between winning and losing
1) Solemn Wishes--I don’t care what anyone else says about this card; it’s their loss. 500 Life Points for the cards you draw is awesome!
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